The Twelve Gifts of Christmas

[00:01.54] On the first day of Christmas
[00:03.81] My true love gave to me
[00:05.55] A Japanese transistor radio
[00:09.30] On the second day of Christmas
[00:11.68] My true love gave to me
[00:13.66] Green polka-dot pajamas
[00:15.18] And a Japanese transistor radio
[00:17.85] It's a Nakashuma
[00:19.18] On the third day of Christmas
[00:21.32] My true love gave to me
[00:23.05] A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
[00:24.96] Green polka-dot pajamas
[00:26.71] And a Japanese transistor radio
[00:29.55] It's the Mark IV model
[00:30.55] That's the one that's discontinued
[00:32.03] On the fourth day of Christmas
[00:34.38] My true love gave to me
[00:36.34] A simulated alligator wallet
[00:37.89] A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
[00:39.63] Green polka-dot pajamas
[00:41.44] And a Japanese transistor radio
[00:44.18] And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it
[00:46.35] So you can listen right through the case
[00:48.03] On the fifth day of Christmas
[00:50.73] My true love gave to me
[00:52.68] A statue of a lady with a clock
[00:54.35] Where her stomach ought to be
[00:57.65] A simulated alligator wallet
[00:59.37] A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
[01:01.32] Green polka-dot pajamas
[01:02.91] And a Japanese transistor radio
[01:06.42] And it has a wire with a thing on one end
[01:07.74] That you can stick in your ear
[01:09.07] And a thing on the other end
[01:10.22] That you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent
[01:12.32] On the sixth day of Christmas
[01:14.63] My true love gave to me
[01:16.51] A hammered aluminum nutcracker
[01:18.17] And all that other stuff
[01:20.02] And a Japanese transistor radio
[01:23.93] On the seventh day of Christmas
[01:26.33] My true love gave to me
[01:28.08] A pink satin pillow that says "San Diego"
[01:30.05] With fringe all around it
[01:31.59] And all that other stuff
[01:32.94] And a Japanese transistor radio
[01:36.99] On the eighth day of Christmas
[01:39.17] My true love gave to me
[01:40.98] An indoor plastic birdbath
[01:42.78] All that other stuff
[01:44.90] And a Japanese transistor radio
[01:48.93] On the ninth day of Christmas
[01:51.07] My true love gave to me
[01:52.86] A pair of teakwood shower clogs
[01:54.76] And a Japanese transistor radio
[01:58.41] On the tenth day of Christmas
[02:00.84] My true love gave to me
[02:02.62] A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter
[02:05.77] And a Japanese transistor radio
[02:09.91] On the eleventh day of Christmas
[02:12.05] My true love gave to me
[02:13.98] An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
[02:16.83] But not when you get it home
[02:20.19] And a Japanese transistor radio
[02:24.05] On the twelfth day of Christmas
[02:26.36] Although it may seem strange
[02:30.31] On the twelfth day of Christmas
[02:32.58] I'm going to exchange
[02:38.77] An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
[02:41.79] But not when you get it home
[02:43.41] Chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter
[02:46.10] Pair of teakwood shower clogs
[02:47.72] Indoor plastic birdbath
[02:49.29] Pink satin pillow that says "San Diego"
[02:50.96] With fringe all around it
[02:52.22] Hammered aluminum nutcracker
[02:53.73] Statue of a lady with a clock
[02:55.55] Where her stomach ought to be
[02:59.40] Simulated alligator wallet
[03:00.91] Calendar book with the name of my insurance man
[03:02.84] Green polka-dot pajamas
[03:04.30] And a Japanese transistor radio
[03:11.84] Merry Christmas everybody!
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