The King and I

[00:02.91] A-doopy, doo-doo-doo
[00:05.57] I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube
[00:07.86] Blue suede shoes, one missin' a shoelace to it
[00:10.47] Two new chains, you can call me 2 Chainz
[00:12.37] Ropes hang like Hussein's noose (woo!)
[00:13.93] Yeah, they let the fruitcake loose (yeah)
[00:15.81] And it goes, one for the trailer park, two for my baby ma
[00:18.04] Three for the tater tots, four if you ate a lot
[00:21.20] Five, if you came to rock, straight up while I'm shittin' on my comp'
[00:23.12] I'm about to use the John (what?) Like Grey Poupon (dijon, woo!)
[00:26.33] Money like a scroll, bitch, my paper long (yeah)
[00:29.05] Longer than it takes a blonde to put her makeup on (yeah)
[00:31.55] 'Cause me and Elvis gelled together like cellmates (hey!)
[00:34.01] Yeah, this the Jail house, b- and I don't give a- (what?)
[00:36.37] And I don't give a damn about a thing you say
[00:38.39] I just wanna feel like a king again
[00:40.96] And if you don't like it, you can sit and spin
[00:43.80] Middle fingers up (yeah), we 'bout to do this, uh-huh
[00:46.78] Modus operandi, bottle of blonde dye (yeah)
[00:48.66] Top five since I discovered peroxide (what?)
[00:50.99] Yeah, since I got signed (woo!), I went from pot pies
[00:53.74] To Jack and the bean (huh?), I'm watchin' my stock rise (woo!)
[00:56.33] These little attention seekers, I'm finna treat 'em like diabetics (what?)
[00:58.93] Got 'em all on pins and needles (yeah), just like Ozempic, meaning
[01:01.78] Give these little pr-s the finger, and when I stick this thing up (yeah)
[01:04.58] It's higher than Wiz Khalifa (woo!), Soon as he lit the weed up (huh?)
[01:06.75] As I go pickin' speed up (where?), Like I was finna re-up (yeah)
[01:09.27] Rap is my new Vic-, Sub- is how I treat it (get it?)
[01:11.76] Still goin' toe-to-toe, I'm still boxing with all my demons (yeah)
[01:14.65] But a couple X- bars, and I'm Danny Gar-, see ya!
[01:17.41] Been stuntin' on you from the jump like Evel Knievel
[01:19.97] Back in the cut and stackin' chips up like a can of Pringles
[01:22.41] Sometimes I feel like Pete Rose (why?), I got so many hit singles (yeah)
[01:25.28] B- I barely have any wrinkles (huh), you sleepin' on me like I'm ZQuil
[01:27.74] So I don't give a damn about a thing you say
[01:30.28] I just wanna feel like a king again
[01:33.02] And if you don't like it, you can sit and spin
[01:35.25] Middle fingers up, we 'bout to do this, uh-huh
[01:38.32] And it goes, one for the trailer park, two for my baby-ma
[01:40.71] Three for the tater tots, four if you ate a lot
[01:43.06] Five, if you came to rock, and you never gave a f-
[01:46.06] Middle fingers up, we 'bout to do this, uh-huh
[01:48.65] I stole black music, yeah true
[01:50.72] Perhaps used it (for what?) As a tool to combat school
[01:53.28] Kids came back on some bathroom sh-
[01:55.42] Now, I call a hater a bidet (why?)
[01:57.60] 'Cause they mad that they can't do sh-
[02:00.04] And I know I'm such a d-, huh?
[02:01.53] And it must be f-n' with ya (yeah)
[02:02.47] To know I up and quit the (what?)
[02:04.09] Prescription drugs and liquor (yeah)
[02:04.81] And yet, my buzz is bigger (wow)
[02:06.42] Still wrappin' circles around you (yeah)
[02:07.62] Like a boa constrictor (break it down)
[02:09.43] Now I'm about to explain to you all the parallels
[02:11.71] Between Elvis and me, myself
[02:13.60] It seem obvious, one, he's pale as me
[02:14.77] Second, we both been hailed as kings
[02:15.97] He used to rock the Jail house, and I used to rock The Shelter
[02:18.74] We sell like Velveeta Shells & Cheese (woo, let's go!)
[02:20.32] But y'all miss the meaner me, back when I had felonies
[02:22.18] That went over your head because you just fell on knees
[02:25.22] You just literally knelt to me, I used to have no self-esteem (yeah)
[02:27.02] I used to cry myself to sleep (what?)
[02:28.15] Honestly, I need doubters because you motherf-kers (yeah)
[02:31.04] Motivate me to make you look stupid
[02:32.62] Believers, a little faith is all I seek from you
[02:33.86] All I need to do is hear you say the same sh-
[02:35.98] My father said to me when I was just a week or two
[02:38.03] "Marshall, I be leavin' you" (ha, stupid)
[02:41.06] No more Guinness Stout, but my belief in myself
[02:43.56] Once again is stout (yeah), so many world records, I'm Guinness'ed out (huh?)
[02:47.19] Sh- you say, goes in and out (oh)
[02:48.93] My ear canals, so either my hearing's out
[02:50.47] Or I don't give a damn about a thing you say
[02:53.48] I just wanna feel like a king again
[02:56.16] And if you don't like it, you can sit and spin
[02:58.56] Middle fingers up, we 'bout to do this, uh-huh
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