One Week

[00:00.45] It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:02.65] Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
[00:04.98] Five days since you laughed at me saying
[00:07.08] "Get that together, come back and see me"
[00:09.24] Three days since the living room
[00:11.18] I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
[00:13.28] Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
[00:15.59] But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
[00:18.14] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[00:19.83] As I make you stop, think
[00:20.68] You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
[00:22.47] I summon fish to the dish
[00:23.52] Although I like the Chalet Swiss
[00:24.47] I like the sushi
[00:25.32] 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
[00:26.47] Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
[00:28.21] Big like LeAnn Rimes
[00:29.27] Because I'm all about value
[00:30.63] Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
[00:32.36] You try to match wits
[00:33.56] You try to hold me but I bust through
[00:35.01] Gonna make a break and take a fake
[00:36.29] I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
[00:37.03] I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
[00:39.23] Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
[00:40.78] The vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
[00:42.22] You'll have to sign a waiver
[00:43.43] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
[00:45.65] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
[00:47.63] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[00:49.69] Can't understand what I mean?
[00:51.09] Well, you soon will
[00:51.99] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[00:54.16] I have a history of taking off my shirt
[00:56.16] It's been one week since you looked at me
[00:58.13] Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
[01:00.44] Five days since you tackled me
[01:02.14] I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
[01:04.72] It's been three days since the afternoon
[01:06.67] You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
[01:09.09] Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
[01:10.70] And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
[01:14.77]
[01:30.44] Chickity China the Chinese chicken
[01:32.30] You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
[01:34.37] Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
[01:36.36] We're dans la maison
[01:37.17] I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
[01:38.67] Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
[01:40.33] Like Sting I'm tantric
[01:41.70] Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
[01:43.54] Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
[01:44.91] 'Kay, I don't make films
[01:45.93] But if I did they'd have a Samurai
[01:47.63] Gonna get a set a' better clubs
[01:49.05] Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
[01:49.84] Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
[01:51.82] Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
[01:53.16] 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
[01:55.19] That make me think the wrong thing
[01:56.27] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
[01:58.29] Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
[02:00.38] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
[02:02.16] Can't understand what I mean?
[02:03.59] You soon will
[02:04.75] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[02:06.63] I have a history of losing my shirt
[02:08.93] It's been one week since you looked at me
[02:10.59] Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry"
[02:12.67] Five days since I laughed at you and said
[02:15.24] "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
[02:17.47] Three days since the living room
[02:19.15] We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
[02:21.55] Yesterday, you just smiled at me
[02:23.31] 'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[02:27.66] It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[02:31.62] It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[02:36.07] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
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