Not Evil

[00:02.06] Oh no, are we in a musical?
[00:04.39] Uh, hope not
[00:05.34] Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[00:08.81] Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queens
[00:12.53] You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
[00:16.02] And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me
[00:20.29] (Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know)
[00:24.20] I won't lie (not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know)
[00:24.86] It's actually very suspicious that you're leading with this
[00:27.32] I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
[00:30.57] No ulterior motive, just wanna help where I can
[00:34.24] I wanna shower you with gifts
[00:36.07] 'Cause I'm selfless and sweet
[00:38.15] So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
[00:42.31] Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[00:45.84] The least evil queen in history
[00:49.34] And if you do not believe me
[00:52.54] I totally won't imprison your family
[00:56.32] 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
[01:01.02] (Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know)
[01:04.25] Really? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here (not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know)
[01:08.17] Benny, do you like spaceships?
[01:09.61] 'Cause I think they are great
[01:11.45] How'd you know that?
[01:12.31] Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
[01:14.92] Well, now, my good friend
[01:16.46] You can build the spaceship of your dreams
[01:18.72] On your very own planet with
[01:20.54] Your own spaceship-building scene
[01:23.76] Come on, do not fall for this
[01:25.15] Wildstyle!
[01:26.06] Haven't you heard?
[01:26.99] There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her
[01:31.37] (Not evil, not evil, no, she's the least evil person I know)
[01:32.53] Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen
[01:36.26] Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it
[01:38.56] MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel
[01:41.67] It's like a spider without a web
[01:43.76] Or a queen without a fool
[01:45.86] Even her metaphors are suspicious
[01:47.66] I've got a surprise for you
[01:49.51] A planet that's really a pirate ship
[01:51.41] And the population, your crew
[01:53.00] Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil
[01:55.03] What about me?
[01:56.07] Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
[01:58.53] A lot
[01:59.08] Times that by infinity
[02:00.53] And, Batman
[02:01.53] Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything
[02:04.13] Oh, I know, that's why
[02:05.41] I'm going to give you half of everything
[02:07.87] Uh, like everything, everything?
[02:09.10] Everything, everything
[02:09.91] She's rad, this chick gets me
[02:11.87] Here's some other adjectives
[02:13.48] People use to describe me
[02:15.34] Unduplicitous, unmalicious
[02:17.31] Unconniving, unnasty
[02:19.59] You're clearly just adding "un" to words that describe you
[02:21.56] Who? Me?
[02:22.54] I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[02:25.88] I never trick people into trusting me
[02:29.50] By hiding my true personalities
[02:33.19] So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
[02:36.94] 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
[02:41.03] I never cheat, I never bribe
[02:43.08] I never scheme, I never lie
[02:44.85] And that wasn't a lie when
[02:45.75] I said just now that I never lie
[02:47.48] 'Cause I never lie and I never
[02:48.67] Laugh when children cry
[02:50.35] And I never poison enemies of mine
[02:52.22] And I never cry when I'm alone at night
[02:54.06] 'Cause as I said, I love my life
[02:55.92] I'm gettin' off track
[02:56.89] Let me get back to the point I was makin'
[03:01.33] I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
[03:04.51] The most least evil person you'll ever meet
[03:08.31] And if you make eye contact with me
[03:12.01] I totally won't have you executed immediately
[03:15.95] 'Cause that'd be evil (evil)
[03:18.04] Evil (evil), evil, and that's so not me