Ironic

[00:11.10] An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:16.69] He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.05] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:27.88] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.60] And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[00:38.45] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.14] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:49.64] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.74] And who would've thought... it figures
[01:01.74] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.68] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.45] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:18.21] And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21.88] "Well isn't this nice..."
[01:23.72] And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[01:29.22] It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.94] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.46] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.47] And who would've thought... it figures
[01:52.59] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:56.68] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:03.42] And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:07.52] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:11.08] In your face
[02:15.28] A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:20.10] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:26.10] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31.86] It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:34.43] And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.56] And isn't it ironic... don't you think
[02:43.52] A little too ironic... and, yeah, I really do think...
[02:49.25] It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:55.15] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.68] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06.97] Who would've thought... it figures
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[03:18.16] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:24.07] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out...
[03:31.96] Helping you out
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