Happy Endings

[00:00.95] Alright, this one here is for Jessica on her 25th birthday
[00:16.27] You are naked
[00:18.22] Standing at the other end
[00:20.01] Of this poison arrow
[00:22.01] I am William Tell
[00:24.44] And you are the girl
[00:25.56] With the golden apple
[00:27.32] You are hungry to be
[00:29.02] Swept off your feet
[00:30.63] You wanna get it out in the open
[00:32.81] But my aim is often weak
[00:35.77] And you fear
[00:36.53] My shoulder's sloping
[00:39.74] Your split ends
[00:40.93] Will end up falling anyway
[00:43.88] Before the weight of the apple world
[00:46.55] Gets to turn them all grey
[00:48.99] And your eyes
[00:50.44] They need
[00:51.29] Calming down
[00:54.37] Well, you are wise
[00:55.98] And you are free
[00:57.18] To let the apple touch the ground
[01:00.40] Or keep standing tall
[01:05.13] Yeah, this won't hurt at all
[01:07.73]
[01:17.38] You are half asleep
[01:19.66] Half of a girl
[01:21.16] Half of a child
[01:22.61] Maybe six feet deep
[01:25.24] As tall as the world
[01:26.72] Up to your eyes
[01:28.17] And you are hogging all the sheets
[01:30.51] Often, balling them up
[01:31.95] Even drawing the line
[01:33.78] And spending half of your time
[01:36.63] Deciding to roll over
[01:40.49] And when you do
[01:41.65] I'll be there with a smile
[01:44.36] Expanding far and wide
[01:47.51] And I pull you in much closer
[01:51.69] In my dreams
[01:53.08] You are queen of the ball
[01:55.59] Though sometimes you off my head
[01:58.51] But to me, that's a happy ending
[02:02.60] For you, I'd fall
[02:05.92] Yeah, that wouldn't hurt at all
[02:12.19] Not at all
[02:18.60]
[02:24.86] While this
[02:25.33] Woman is sleeping here
[02:29.83] I tell her what I can't
[02:31.06] If I were to wake her
[02:35.20] Powerful, but hardly will she ever hear the
[02:41.12] Secrets that I've saved up
[02:47.54] And we are famous, indeed
[02:52.30] For all the shyness
[02:54.84] Ain't that sweet?
[02:57.12] Ain't this a fine mess?
[02:59.57] We're in so deep
[03:02.21] We let go of the process
[03:04.63] And just let things be easy
[03:11.92] And an honest boy, you've made me
[03:15.83] Because the solace that you gave me
[03:18.31] Was proven
[03:18.84] Problems ain't the main thing to fall upon
[03:22.68] The archer's sloping shoulders
[03:26.80] Any story's tale is tall, and thus
[03:29.78] Reminding love is allegorical
[03:34.38] I mean, the goal here after all
[03:38.85] Is not to hurt at all
[03:46.10]
[03:51.04] Na-na-na-na-na-na
[03:56.42]
[04:01.79] Na-na-na-na-na
[04:11.24] Happy Birthday
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