I Can't Do It Alone

[00:00.82] Ladies and gentleman, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation
[00:06.14] My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
[00:10.27] My sister and I were headed straight for the top
[00:14.77] My sister and I earned a thou' a week at least... oh, yeah
[00:19.70] But my sister is now unfortunately deceased
[00:25.08] I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact
[00:30.43] And now all that remains is the remains of a perfect... double... act!
[00:42.42] Watch this
[00:50.49] First I'd, tchbasmovi tchbasmovi and that's the drums
[00:54.88] Then she'd, woun-woun woun-woun, saxophone
[00:59.41] Then we'd... Together!
[01:04.10] But I can't do it alone
[01:07.16] Then she'd...
[01:11.73] Then I'd...
[01:16.27] Then we'd...
[01:20.93] But I can't do it alone
[01:23.85] She'd say "what's your sister like?"
[01:27.25] I'd say "men, ya ya ya"
[01:30.39] She'd say "you're the cat's meow"
[01:33.57] Then we'd wow the crowd again
[01:36.16] When she'd go...
[01:41.28] I'd go...
[01:45.87] We'd go...
[01:55.63] And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown
[01:59.52] To cheer the best attraction in town
[02:02.85] They nearly tore the balcony down
[02:05.85] And we'd say
[02:06.58] "Ok, guys... Ok, fellas, we're goin' home, but here's a few more partin' shots"
[02:12.65] And this, this we did in perfect unison...
[02:27.49] Now you see me going through it
[02:30.42] You may think there's nothing to it
[02:33.28] But I simply cannot do it...
[02:38.83] Alone
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