Mandy Goes to Med School

[00:00.14] I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
[00:04.80] Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
[00:11.31] Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be
[00:21.99] Yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
[00:30.01] Let's start in with a test of your intelligence
[00:36.32] And zest for the counter-productive
[00:39.20] Up and down and roundabout and out the back
[00:45.13] And keep your mouth shut tight
[00:48.05] The lights are staying out but no sweat i've got aim like a mack truck
[00:56.10] Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more I can fit there
[01:04.42] Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
[01:12.82] I've been baking cakes for the enemy
[01:17.15] I've been dying to find out the hard way
[01:21.22] Ive been taking friends to the alleyway
[01:25.26] Two down now but who's counting anyway
[01:29.20] Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
[01:37.49] All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
[01:45.45] Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
[01:53.48] How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
[02:01.59] I've been getting up close and intimate
[02:05.75] Some close calls but I'm getting into it
[02:09.65] In some states they say you can burn for it
[02:13.94] But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it
[02:24.14] It's not a bad thing
[02:32.14] To get professional
[02:40.18] It's got a nice ring
[02:47.44] Mandy goes to med school
[03:13.31] I've been taking tips from the government
[03:17.47] I've been getting damn good at hiding it
[03:21.52] Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
[03:25.62] Two down now but who's gonna notice it
[03:29.64] And if you show up and I am unavailable
[03:33.66] My partner Brian would love to take care of you
[03:43.57] He is a nice man
[03:51.29] Thoroughly reliable
[03:59.18] He's in a rock band
[04:06.42] And he goes to med school
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