Big Ole Butt

[00:00.03] I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
[00:01.80] Playin' the wall, takin' a break
[00:04.57] Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
[00:06.75] Baby hair and bodies built to swing
[00:09.42] That's when I seen her
[00:10.30] Her name was tina
[00:12.15] Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
[00:13.91] I said, how you doin', my name's big l
[00:16.68] Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
[00:19.31] But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
[00:22.06] 'cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl
[00:23.88] To make a long story short, I got the digits
[00:26.69] Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
[00:29.37] I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
[00:32.00] Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
[00:36.53] That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
[00:38.31] She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
[00:41.01] I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
[00:43.88] But tina was erotic, earl's my witness
[00:45.60] With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
[00:48.35] When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
[00:51.05] But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
[00:52.85] I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
[00:55.55] And said to her with a devilish grin...
[00:58.28] Tina got a big ole butt
[01:01.02] I know I told you I'd be true
[01:02.82] But tina got a big ole butt
[01:05.53] So I'm leavin' you
[01:08.28] Tina got a big ole butt
[01:10.03] I know I told you I'd be true
[01:12.70] But tina got a big ole butt
[01:15.52] So I'm leavin' you
[01:18.23] I went to the high school about three o'clock
[01:20.08] To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
[01:22.77] My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
[01:25.45] Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
[01:28.19] Girls all over, the kind I adore
[01:29.93] I felt like a kid in a candy store
[01:32.77] That's when I seen her
[01:33.66] Her name was brenda
[01:35.45] She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
[01:37.23] I said to my man, stop the jeep
[01:39.95] She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
[01:42.64] I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
[01:44.40] And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
[01:47.26] I said to the girl, yo, you look tired
[01:49.97] Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire
[01:52.61] I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
[01:54.48] She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
[01:57.15] I said to the girl, them young boys ain't nothin'
[01:59.81] You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button
[02:01.83] I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
[02:04.61] Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
[02:07.37] When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
[02:09.19] When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
[02:11.89] Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
[02:14.59] You know what I said
[02:15.42] Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...
[02:17.23] Brenda got a big ole butt
[02:19.08] I know I told you I'd be true
[02:20.86] But brenda got a big ole butt
[02:23.64] So I'm leavin' you
[02:26.30] Brenda got a big ole butt
[02:29.09] I know I told you I'd be true
[02:30.82] But brenda got a big ole butt
[02:33.58] So I'm leavin' you
[02:36.25] I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak
[02:39.02] Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
[02:40.81] I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
[02:43.52] Somebody shouted out, I don't care who you are
[02:46.29] I paid it no attention, I walked inside
[02:48.07] Because brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
[02:50.75] I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
[02:53.44] And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
[02:55.31] I sat down to eat, ordered my food
[02:58.05] I said to the waitress, I don't men to be rude
[03:00.70] But I'll take you on a platter
[03:02.58] She said, you got a girl, I said, it don't matter
[03:05.26] You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
[03:07.98] What's your name? she said, my tag says lisa
[03:10.64] I said, o.k., you're smart and all that
[03:12.58] But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back
[03:15.22] She looked at me and said, make yourself clear
[03:17.95] L, where we going? I said, right here
[03:20.66] She looked kind of puzzled, I said, you'll see
[03:22.41] I pulled up at ten on the d.o.t.
[03:25.15] When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
[03:26.95] Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
[03:29.73] Laid her on the table and place my order
[03:32.48] And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
[03:35.14] On and on to the break 'a dawn
[03:37.89] All over the restaurant, word is born
[03:39.62] I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
[03:42.34] I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
[03:45.18] I grabbed my pants, put on my kangol
[03:46.95] Who did I see, oh, yo, it was brenda
[03:50.53] Yo, she worked at red lobster but I didn't remember
[03:55.03] Lisa got a big ole butt
[03:56.88] I know I told you I'd be true
[03:59.55] But lisa got a big ole butt
[04:01.45] So I'm leavin' you
[04:03.27] See ya
[04:04.12] Lisa got a big ole butt
[04:06.81] I know I told you I'd be true
[04:08.61] But lisa got a big ole butt
[04:11.34] So I'm leavin' you
[04:12.26] See ya
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