Kev and Dave

[00:00.90] Do-da-Do...
[00:13.51] A mexican stand off that neither would trade,
[00:18.09] Kev runs their pub with his brother Dave,
[00:20.81] Food on the menu from all over the place.
[00:28.92] Chinese, Italian, French and Thai
[00:31.60] Chicken curry, Steak and Kindey pie,
[00:35.23] All bases covered there's no reason why.
[00:42.55] From Everything I Own to Life's a Caberet,
[00:46.10] They belt out Karoke on the corner stage,
[00:49.72] Kevin would sing but it was mostly Dave.
[00:56.02] Dave is the braun and Kev is the brains,
[00:59.65] Kev does the books while Dave clears the drains,
[01:03.22] Dave is the beauty and Kev is the beast,
[01:06.06] Kev has the hops while Dave has the yeast.
[01:10.50] Dave has ideas while Kev procrastinates,
[01:16.89] So Kevin lies down while Dave he lifts the weights.
[01:24.05] Doesn't measure up and you can't explain,
[01:30.38] Couldn't make it up,
[01:34.99] And you can't complain.
[01:39.55] Do-da-Do...
[01:53.94] The creast beaten vanish (?) in one big bound,
[01:56.64] There teeth got whiter and they lost some pounds,
[02:00.24] They're chirpy chappies and they get around.
[02:06.54] They're living it large and they get their perks,
[02:11.18] A Bentley for Kevin and Dave's got a merc,
[02:13.84] Their tans getting deeper and that takes some work.
[02:21.01] Kev's going funny running out of gas,
[02:24.67] Pretends he hasn't seen you when you know that he has,
[02:28.22] Dave's sticking by him just to keep him on track,
[02:31.83] Its not 9 to 5 but they don't break their backs,
[02:35.54] They do wht they do and they duck and dive,
[02:41.86] But somehow there doing more than staying alive...
[02:53.57] Doesn't measure up and you can't explain,
[03:00.89] Couldn't make it up,
[03:05.38] And you can't complain.
[03:10.72] Do-da-Do...
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