Funky Cold Medina

[00:14.31] Alright, dig it
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[00:22.27] Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
[00:26.39] But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
[00:31.39] The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
[00:34.40] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?
[00:38.42] The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar
[00:43.43] Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
[00:45.38] When they know that I'm the star
[00:47.35] So, I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
[00:51.44] I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, "Funky Cold Medina"
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[01:06.20] This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
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[01:15.49] Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
[01:19.22] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
[01:24.38] A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
[01:28.45] So, I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
[01:31.42] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
[01:34.31] And did the wild thing on my leg
[01:36.32] He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner
[01:39.39] But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
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[01:46.47] You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:47.45] I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
[01:50.44] I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
[01:54.41] They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
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[02:00.25] I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
[02:04.20] I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
[02:09.38] She said, I'd like a drink, I said, "Ehm, ok, I'll go get it"
[02:12.36] Then a couple sips, she cold licked her lips
[02:14.38] And I knew that she was with it
[02:17.34] So, I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
[02:20.38] But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
[02:24.42] So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
[02:28.35] You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
[02:31.36] You know, ain't no plans with a man
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[02:38.41] This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies
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[02:49.25] Break it down
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[03:22.45] Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
[03:26.23] I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
[03:30.28] The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
[03:35.34] I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
[03:38.39] She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
[03:42.32] Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
[03:46.44] I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
[03:51.48] That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
[03:54.25] Ya know what I'm sayin'
[03:57.23] That Medina's a monster, y'all
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