Pretentious Friends

[00:16.37] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
[00:17.18] Oh-oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
[00:18.04] I run shit in this house
[00:20.33] Like I was now or never
[00:21.88] With no effort
[00:23.26] I bet you I could change my name to Klaus
[00:25.12] Or something mildly Flemish
[00:26.77] Pick up a Saudi chemist
[00:27.82] From an Orange County dentist
[00:29.46] Ouch, I'm whistling, trading and eating
[00:31.10] Now poetry readings at AA meetings
[00:33.57] I text you pictures of my keister
[00:35.83] I'm serving some dead bodies from a Middle-Eastern skirmish
[00:38.66] Damn, I'm oh so scooty
[00:41.06] A bro gropes boobies
[00:41.91] Have sex with Snow White
[00:43.39] At the gym, on pedal bikes
[00:45.83] Replenishing electrolytes
[00:47.62] Your honor
[00:48.97] I dip my junk in the fondue
[00:50.72] Told boring stories, show my blonde pubes
[00:52.63] I'm from the church of Satan's archdiocese
[00:55.34] So I fart fire pits and heart giant tits
[00:56.93] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
[01:03.49] Oh-oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
[01:07.09] I'm a prick
[01:08.39] All of our inane dialogue
[01:09.56] And my day's minutia gets micro-blogged
[01:11.46] Ew, does it smell like Fido the dog?
[01:14.24] In gray Pumas
[01:15.74] I look like Sideshow Bob
[01:16.95] Urinate in what the cod-fish swims in
[01:19.23] Who was to think, I'm God's gift to women
[01:21.37] Flirted with about 30 Asian chicks with herniated disks
[01:24.98] Eating turkey bacon bits
[01:42.20] Busdriver: Nigga?
[01:43.54] Pillow Talk: Oh hey boo, how you be?
[01:45.90] Busdriver: Oh, oh. I saw you at the Cannes Film Festival.
[01:48.17] Pillow Talk: Nah that wasn't me. You didn't see me down there, nuh-uh baby.
[01:50.06] Busdriver: Oh, yes.
[01:52.67] Pillow Talk: You talkin' bout Cannes? You a con.
[01:54.27] Busdriver: Tell me about it.
[01:56.93] Pillow Talk: I saw you gettin' jiggy at Sundance with no pants on.
[01:58.40] Busdriver: In Holland?
[01:59.53] Pillow Talk: Mhmm.
[02:00.50] Busdriver: Hmm, do tell. I bought those shoes also for 30 Euros at the Champs-Élysées.
[02:09.93] Pillow Talk: Nigga, please. These shoes, this cummerbund? Oh step, hon. Oh and by the way, the pâté?
[02:13.73] Busdriver: The pâté was fabulous!
[02:16.74] Pillow Talk: Goose liver nigga.
[02:17.94] Busdriver: Yes.
[02:19.01] (Get 'em)
[02:19.97] Oh, I know
[02:22.98] You want my R&B hook
[02:25.06] Oh, I know
[02:26.59] Your brains are partially cooked
[02:27.67] When this breaks this pillow under the gourmet kibble your solar plexus be in this trouble hence the dribble it's what's beats for
[02:31.15] There it is, my friendship's like a health plan
[02:34.68] I think all the multi-tiered colored telegram
[02:37.25] The movie trailer leaked
[02:38.52] Well I hope they get the plumber's putty
[02:39.63] My script writing takes 3 Welsh understudies
[02:46.38] I enjoy the convos of the water buffalo
[02:47.37] Hoes stop and hold I'm rocks sold through the double O's
[02:50.64] Y'all niggas too think I'm a hot date
[02:51.26] With a Prop 8 slashed out on my ballot box
[02:52.35] Salad tossed into a chocolate cake 'cause I'm so cute
[02:54.44] My hoes they look at me and their water break
[02:58.40] And babies pop out with one gold tooth
[03:00.86] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
[03:05.21] Oh-oh no, oh no, oh no, oh I know
[03:19.97] I never, never repeat it over, and over, and over again
[03:23.33] I'm one of your pretentious friends
[03:27.48] Pretentious friends
[03:27.91] Pretentious friends
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