Banana Split for My Baby

[00:06.73] Banana split for my baby
[00:09.98] A glass of plain water for me
[00:13.47] Banana split for my baby
[00:17.35] A glass of plain water for me
[00:20.40] Dispenser Man, if you please
[00:24.01] Serve my chick a mess of calories
[00:27.38] Banana split for my baby
[00:30.81] A glass of plain water for me
[00:35.05] Flip back the lid
[00:35.99] Scoop everything in sight
[00:38.14] Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
[00:41.38] Chocolate chip and everything that's nice
[00:44.73] Tutti frutti once and spumoni twice
[00:48.38] Banana split for my baby
[00:51.50] And a glass of plain water for me
[00:56.02] Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour
[00:59.23] Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
[01:02.55] Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons
[01:05.80] Top it with a pizza just for fun
[01:09.30] Banana split for my baby
[01:12.84] And a glass of plain water for me
[01:16.53] Banana split for my baby
[01:20.16] A glass of plain water for me
[01:23.43] Banana split for my baby
[01:27.25] A glass of plain water for me
[01:31.05] Stack her up with crazy goo
[01:34.52] That's the stuff she likes to wade right through
[01:37.71] Banana split for my baby
[01:40.95] A glass of plain water for me
[01:45.38] Now add the cherries
[01:45.93] The kind she loves to munch
[01:48.11] Skip one banana
[01:49.37] Use the whole darn bunch
[01:51.65] Drown it with fudge
[01:53.64] Six or seven cans
[01:55.83] Give her two spoons
[01:56.77] She'll eat it with both hands
[01:58.81] Banana split for my baby
[02:01.99] And a glass of plain water for me
[02:05.58] Separate checks, it must be
[02:09.47] Charge the split to her
[02:11.16] The water to me
[02:12.79] Oh the banana split's for my baby
[02:15.93] And the glass of plain water's for me
[02:18.48] Ain't got no money
[02:19.95] The glass of plain water's for me