How to Make Gravy

[00:22.61] Hello Dan, it's Joe here
[00:28.11] I hope you're keeping well
[00:33.54] It's the 21st of December
[00:38.26] And now they're ringing the last bells
[00:44.12] If I get good behaviour
[00:49.42] I'll be out of here by July
[00:54.73] Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day
[00:59.51] Please don't let 'em cry for me
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[01:15.57] I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
[01:20.83] And Stella's flying in from the coast
[01:25.83] They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe
[01:31.33] But that won't stop the roast
[01:36.78] Who's gonna make the gravy now?
[01:41.85] I bet it won't taste the same
[01:46.69] Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
[01:50.14] And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
[01:52.69] For sweetness and that extra tang
[01:54.77] And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
[01:59.98] Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time
[02:05.08] And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her
[02:10.10] Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line
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[02:27.53] I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
[02:32.77] I hope he can hold his own
[02:37.16] Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?
[02:41.96] Ah, just a little too much cologne
[02:47.61] And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
[02:51.64] 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
[02:55.72] Oh, praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas
[03:00.87] I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
[03:05.71] And later in the evening, I can just imagine
[03:10.75] You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
[03:16.18] And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her
[03:21.03] Just don't hold her too close
[03:23.49] Oh, brother, please don't stab me in the back
[03:25.95] I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up
[03:31.26] Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
[03:36.01] You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me
[03:41.18] I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
[03:46.37] Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly
[03:50.99] Tell 'em all I'm sorry and kiss the sleepy children for me
[03:56.21] You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
[04:01.00] I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back
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