Guy Town

[00:01.56] There's a place I know
[00:02.81] Where the dudes all go
[00:04.79] Where there's no female scorn and hassle
[00:08.13] It's a bachelor's dream, every man is a king
[00:11.62] Of his one-room shag-rug castle
[00:14.97] We've got booze and lube and Lexapro
[00:18.32] We don't need the outside world
[00:22.13] And a sex position topiary garden where every bush is girl-on-girl
[00:28.44] We're talking 'bout Guy Town
[00:30.53] It's a bachelor's stay-cation
[00:32.89] Guy Town!
[00:33.99] A testosterone celebration
[00:36.29] Guy Town!
[00:37.36] We're a lonely dude nation
[00:39.47] Forget your woes
[00:40.83] Embrace the bros
[00:42.54] In Guy Town!
[00:45.44] Oh, now you can do as you please
[00:47.52] Hang your balls in the breeze
[00:49.27] Free of society's uptight gaze
[00:52.18] Here in Guy Town
[00:53.40] I lived here in 1971
[00:56.24] And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes
[00:58.90] Shut your mouth
[00:59.87] You can barcalounge by the swimming pool
[01:03.06] Don't mind the sheen of sweat and pubes
[01:06.67] Just be careful of the penis worms
[01:10.17] Hey, even we're all dudes
[01:12.94] Because we're in Guy Town
[01:15.00] A bro-topia sensation
[01:17.43] Guy Town!
[01:18.50] A divorcee plantation
[01:20.72] Guy Town!
[01:21.93] It's a player's coronation
[01:24.24] Lose the ring and live the dream
[01:27.04] In Guy Town!
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