My Band

[00:02.25] I don't know, dude
[00:03.69] I think everybody's all jealous and shit
[00:06.34] 'Cause, I'm like, the lead singer of a band, dude
[00:08.69] And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude
[00:12.02] And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
[00:16.06] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:20.36] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:24.16] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:28.13] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:31.66] So I get off stage right, drop the mic
[00:34.03] Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:35.83] What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady
[00:38.05] I'm the lead singer in D12, baby
[00:39.80] They're all like "Oh my God, it's him
[00:42.01] Becky, oh my fuckin' God, it's Eminem
[00:43.91] I swear to fuckin' God, dude, you fuckin' rock
[00:45.83] Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
[00:47.63] And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.10] Especially when I drop the beat and do my A Capella's
[00:51.98] All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:53.78] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
[00:55.76] So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.71] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:59.83] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.75] Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[01:03.87] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.70] Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
[01:07.78] This rock star shit, it's the life for me
[01:09.90] And all the other guys just despise me because these
[01:12.09] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[01:16.27] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:20.24] Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[01:24.19] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:27.60] My band, my band
[01:29.43] My band, my band
[01:31.41] My band, my band
[01:33.47] My band, my band
[01:35.40] My band, baby yeah!
[01:40.57] Alright, ok, alright man, give me that mic man, ok, daw... gi... come on
[01:41.10] Dude!
[01:42.35] Give me this mic!
[01:43.21] Ah, dude?
[01:43.82] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?
[01:46.09] Hey dad how come we don't rap off Pro Tools?
[01:48.11] Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.73] But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:52.01] You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
[01:53.93] And no, I'm Swift ("Oh, I thought you were Kuniva")
[01:56.06] What the hell is wrong with that dressing room?
[01:57.50] Cause our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
[01:59.72] See I know how to rap, (uh-huh) it's simple but
[02:01.72] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:03.56] So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
[02:05.83] Doin' jumpin' jacks while get whipped on my back
[02:07.67] Look at Em, little punk ass, thinkin' he the shit
[02:09.80] Yeah, I know, man, by himself takin' on a flick
[02:11.90] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[02:13.75] No I had an interview, not you two
[02:15.59] You gonna be late for sound check
[02:16.59] Man I ain't goin' to sound check
[02:17.85] Man our mics are screwed up
[02:18.64] And his always sound best. You know what man I'ma say somethin'
[02:21.64] Hey yo, Em
[02:22.24] You got somethin' to say
[02:23.45] Man, nothin'
[02:23.58] I thought you 'bout to tell him off, man, what's up
[02:25.44] Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it man shut up. And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be crew
[02:29.71] Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear
[02:31.18] Man, whatever
[02:32.02] I swear man
[02:32.22] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[02:36.24] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:40.17] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[02:44.27] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:47.89] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:49.89] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
[02:51.82] How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
[02:53.62] I should cut his mic off when the music starts
[02:55.88] (Hey yo, what's...)
[02:55.99] Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
[02:57.80] Every time I hear
[02:58.31] Hey dude I love your band
[03:00.17] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments
[03:01.94] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:03.66] And these guys actin' funny every area code
[03:05.72] (Proof, carry my bag)
[03:06.56] Bitch, carry your own
[03:07.46] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[03:09.78] ("Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!")
[03:12.28] God dammit, I'm sick of this group
[03:13.97] Time for me to go solo and make some loot
[03:15.98] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.87] 'Till Kon Artis, slipped me some crack
[03:20.02] Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
[03:21.82] Superman video, I was in the back
[03:24.06] For the media, I got some suggestions
[03:26.05] Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
[03:27.78] Like "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"
[03:29.86] "But what about Eminem?"
[03:30.80] Bitch, are you retarded
[03:31.93] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.39] Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
[03:35.63] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
[03:37.99] Did two and a half and couldn't get up (Uhh!)
[03:40.05] Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
[03:41.83] I'm 'bout start a group with the real Roxanne
[03:44.38] Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
[03:50.27] And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my band
[04:00.36] Man, fuck this
[04:00.57] These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha)
[04:04.27] But they all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
[04:08.25] Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (yeah)
[04:12.46] All because I'm the lead singer
[04:15.12] My Band
[04:16.39] My Band (The Band)
[04:17.44] My Band (Our Band)
[04:18.36] My Band (The Band)
[04:19.45] My Band (You Man)
[04:20.48] My Band (You Man)
[04:21.43] My Band (Roxanne)
[04:22.43] My Band (Shantan)
[04:23.34] My Band (Lets do it)
[04:27.10] The hottest boy band in the world... D12!
[04:32.18] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants
[04:35.88] I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
[04:37.83] Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:39.54] My salsa (wooo ohhh), look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
[04:45.72] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
[04:47.61] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:50.30] And take off their underpants
[04:51.71] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:54.03] And take off their underpants, my salsa
[04:56.57] Where'd everybody go?
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