Norman And Norma

[00:08.35] Norman and Norma got married in Cromer, April 1983
[00:16.35] It could have been warmer, but Norman and Norma
[00:20.44] Were happy as they'd ever been
[00:24.64] They flew to Majorca and swam in the water
[00:28.78] It felt just like having a bath
[00:32.84] The piña coladas hit Norma hard
[00:36.72] And she fell into bed with a laugh and she said
[00:41.67] Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before
[00:49.02] And oh, Norman, I've never really known your kiss before
[00:57.22] Oh no, Norman, Norman (Norman)
[01:08.24] Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters
[01:12.06] Nadia, Nora and Neive
[01:16.37] The firm Norma worked at wouldn't take her back
[01:20.59] After maternity leave
[01:24.78] They dreamt of Majorca, but couldn't afford to go
[01:29.42] On Norman's salary
[01:32.92] So they went to Cromer, got double pneumonia
[01:36.98] And Norma remembered when she used to say
[01:41.38] Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before (Norman)
[01:49.00] And oh, Norman, I've never really known your kiss before (Norman)
[01:57.10] Oh no, Norman, Norman (Norman)
[02:16.56] Twenty years on and the children have gone
[02:20.43] And they're both at a bit of a loss
[02:24.67] They've tried salsa classes and growing tomatoes
[02:28.82] But nothing is getting them off
[02:32.75] Then one day in Clacton there's a re-enactment
[02:37.05] Of Normans and Saxons, and this
[02:40.99] Gets their juices flowing, before long they're going
[02:45.47] And fighting like it's 1066! And she says...
[02:49.76] Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before (Norman)
[02:57.47] And oh, Norman, I've never really known such bliss before (Norman)
[03:05.86] And oh, Norman (Norman)
[03:13.23] Oh, no, Norman, yeah (Norman)
[03:21.51] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Norman (Norman)
[03:26.55] It's never ever felt like this before
[03:30.45] And, oh, Norman, Norman
[03:36.38] Norman
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