All Those Christmas Cliches

[00:16.34] I've spent Christmas in Los Angeles
[00:20.03] Christmas east of West LA
[00:22.64] Christmas in Kyoto and the Bay
[00:28.27] And I always thought it couldn't matter less
[00:33.55] But lately, come December
[00:38.59] I confess
[00:45.58] I want the tree full of toys and tinsel
[00:49.53] I want the wreath on the red front door
[00:53.76] I want the elves in the yard
[00:56.00] Each sentimental card drippin' glitter on the floor
[01:01.27] I want a roof full of plywood reindeer
[01:05.48] I want a road full of horse-drawn sleighs
[01:09.31] All those Christmas clichés
[01:16.57] I want the goose with all the gravy
[01:21.00] The goose that dad only ever made
[01:24.35] I want the gulp and the tear the moment that I hear
[01:29.04] Andy Williams bein' played
[01:32.25] I want a lake full of perfect skaters
[01:36.47] I want a fruitcake with sugar glaze
[01:41.27] All those Christmas clichés
[01:51.04] Not to mention the snow
[01:55.07] Not to mention the choirs (fa-la-la-la)
[01:58.07] Not to mention the candles in the window (window)
[02:03.98] And chestnuts roasting on the fire (ba-da-ba)
[02:08.73] Inside a house full of noise and laughter
[02:13.23] All on a street bathed in twinklin' light
[02:16.78] I want the bells and the drums
[02:19.66] Mistletoe and sugarplums
[02:21.42] And the kids to tuck in tight
[02:24.47] As for the songs you hear over and over
[02:29.42] I hope you look this one up when it plays
[02:38.06] All those Christmas clichés
[02:49.80] Give 'em to me!
[02:54.87] Just in time for the holidays
[02:57.93] Hit me with those out of the ballpark
[03:01.66] Happy and hallmark
[03:03.26] Christmas clichés!
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