Now Hiring at Freddy's

[00:00.52] Hey there, pal!
[00:01.52] Looking for work?
[00:02.83] But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses?
[00:06.09] How would you like to run and manage your own business?
[00:09.08] Well, all we need is a little paperwork and your soul
[00:14.38] Become a Fazbear franchisee, you're more than family, you're the star
[00:20.56] We've got a little fixer upper for you,
[00:23.30] There's lots of work here to do, so let's start!
[00:27.33] Cut some corners if it makes you a
[00:29.25] Profit, I promise you're gonna go far
[00:33.16] Frozen Pizza's the best!
[00:34.49] Not one ingredient's fresh but just tell the customer they are!
[00:39.39] All these animatronics have made us so famous
[00:42.90] They've got a history, almost all of it's heinous!
[00:46.20] But they make us so much money how could anyone blame us?
[00:49.36] Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous
[00:52.35] I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless,
[00:55.10] Better that than to go bankrupt and remember if you ever get hurt
[00:58.79] On the job, unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss. (oops*)
[01:05.83] Come on down the Freddy's and we'll make a tycoon of you
[01:11.91] Invest all of your savings cuz you're gonna double it soon
[01:18.36] Minimize the casualties and please just don't get us sued
[01:23.99] Every shift will be fun,
[01:25.67] If you get your duties done and clean all the blood off your shoes
[01:32.30] Just Kidding!
[01:33.74] It's only marinara you nincompoop
[01:36.01] But, accidents do occasionally happen,
[01:38.81] Here are some precautionary instructions in case of a mishap:
[01:43.80] Entertainment upgrades have a price
[01:46.92] Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice
[01:49.92] With the animatronics you always want to play
[01:52.51] Nice and keep a safe distance, that's solid advice
[01:56.13] Oh, children love to play, boy, can they make a mess!
[01:59.36] We know how much you'd love to strangle them by their necks
[02:02.91] Just tell those little brats to give Freddy a hug and
[02:06.12] When it's done sweep whatever's left of them under the rug
[02:09.12] Because a bad reputation can't be afforded,
[02:12.36] Don't get rid of the problem just get rid of the corpses
[02:15.92] Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance and if
[02:18.97] Police are at the door make sure they've got proper warrants
[02:22.10] Ethics and Morals are completely subjective!
[02:25.19] As long as you prosper you need nothing corrected!
[02:28.36] If anything breaks don't sweat, trainwreck,
[02:31.99] We'll just take it out of your next paycheck
[02:35.39] Come on down to Freddy's
[02:38.16] You outta stay for a while
[02:43.05] If any children go missing
[02:44.75] Just don't let that go on file
[02:48.24] Don't get any blood on the carpet it's easier cleaning the tile and
[02:54.35] If a kid ends up dead kill all the
[02:55.49] Witnesses next and make sure it's done with a smile
[03:01.64] Now what?
[03:02.62] You want a raise?
[03:04.18] Maybe, after another couple days
[03:06.72] Order more decorations to cover the walls with
[03:09.72] And take remaining appendages out of the ball pits
[03:13.34] When bodies start rotting you'll know for sure
[03:16.36] Take your mind off it with another high score
[03:19.58] Then we'll have a performance you and Freddy
[03:22.19] Together at this family franchise that'll go on forever!
[03:26.78] Come on down to Freddy's
[03:29.53] We'll suck the soul out of you!
[03:33.22] A workshift can be deadly but we'll bring you back to life soon
[03:39.19] Maximize the casualties
[03:41.78] At this point we're gonna get sued and before you can leave
[03:44.91] Clean all the carpets with bleach and we'll make a monster of you
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