Republican Party Reptile

[00:20.92] My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he can
[00:25.94] A real party reptile for a northern man
[00:30.77] He's dressed like a republican
[00:32.65] He thinks conservative
[00:34.66] But he drives faster than I ever did
[00:47.11] He's into nuclear power and insider deals
[00:52.57] He has a scene with baby oil and heels
[00:56.70] He's my favorite politician
[00:59.10] When he comes on weird
[01:01.07] Says I'm not fit for this office let's get out of here
[01:06.39] My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
[01:10.58] Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy
[01:15.32] I hope you like it
[01:17.23] You know I'm going to take good care of you
[01:22.67] I hope you like it
[01:26.07] I hope next time you bring your friends with you
[01:32.24] He's a drinkin', huntin', shootin', fishin' son of a gun
[01:37.16] He knows a surgeon's gonna keep his wife young
[01:41.42] Got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank
[01:46.77] Knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank
[01:51.29] I hope you like it
[01:52.96] You know I'm going to take good care of you
[01:57.16] I hope you like it
[02:01.94] I hope next time you bring your friends with you
[02:08.95] My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
[02:13.40] Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy
[02:39.18] He likes to come take me for a night with the boys
[02:44.34] He talks about the NRA and their toys
[02:48.59] Got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck
[02:52.54] He drives me home when he's in no state to walk
[02:58.09] My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
[03:02.31] Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy
[03:05.16] I hope you like it
[03:06.76] You know I'm going to take good care of you
[03:07.97] I hope you like it
[03:13.13] I hope next time you bring your friends with you
[03:16.05] I hope you like it
[03:22.34] Love it, like it
[03:29.33] I hope you like it
[03:30.95] Love it, like it
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