You're a D'Ysquith

[00:00.57] >Have you heard of the D'Ysquith family?<
[00:04.75] >The D'Ysquiths? Why, yes of course. Hasn't everyone?<
[00:09.72] >Then you've heard of Highhurst Castle?<
[00:12.82] >Of course<
[00:17.08] >You're aware, then, of their position, their vast wealth, and influence?<
[00:23.99] >Yes. Yes. What's it got to do with me?<
[00:27.20] You're a D'Ysquith
[00:31.03] >What?<
[00:31.86] You're a D'Ysquith
[00:33.76] >No<
[00:34.59] The D'Ysquith blood is flowing through you
[00:39.63] >Me? A D'Ysquith?<
[00:41.78] A genuine bona fide D'Ysquith
[00:44.68] >Rubbish<
[00:45.66] Of course, of course, you don't believe me, do you?
[00:50.23] >You must be mad<
[00:51.53] >Very well, then. If your mother was not a D'Ysquith, what was her maiden name?<
[00:59.24] >She always insisted that the only name that mattered... was my father's<
[01:05.17] You mother lived like a princess in every way
[01:13.65] The daughter of Lord Maximilian
[01:16.00] Till she met your father one fateful day
[01:18.98] She knew it was love, and yet
[01:21.63] The family declared she'd been led astray
[01:23.96] By a climby, claimee Castilian
[01:26.40] "Let him go or else you'll know
[01:28.97] A life you will live to regret!"
[01:31.88] This was no idle threat
[01:34.11] "You're a D'Ysquith!
[01:35.67] You're a perfectly breed-able D'Ysquith!
[01:37.90] And a D'Ysquith does her duty, don't forget!"
[01:42.15] There was nothing your mother could say
[01:47.34] She eloped with your father the very next day
[01:54.25] >So, she was... disinherited?<
[01:56.37] >In a word, yes. Despicable, the lot of them<
[02:01.57] >How awful<
[02:03.64] Your mother made me promise I'd never tell
[02:14.07] But, now she is no longer living
[02:19.97] She wanted to spare you her pride in Hell
[02:26.68] But, I think you deserve to know
[02:31.23] Take this knowledge and use it well
[02:35.43] Her family may yet be forgiving
[02:41.28] This will guarantee
[02:43.16] You the right to be
[02:45.62] On the family tree
[02:47.97] And it seems to be
[02:50.62] Indisputably
[02:53.76] Head to toe!!
[02:59.00] You're a D'Ysquith
[03:01.87] A D-apostophe-Y-squith
[03:03.83] There can be no other way to view it
[03:08.26] Montague, you're a D'Ysquith
[03:09.86] I'm all of a sudden a D'Ysquith
[03:12.31] Yes! And it's time that everybody knew it
[03:16.99] You are the son of the daughter
[03:21.53] Of the grandson
[03:23.62] Of the nephew
[03:25.97] Of the Second Earl of Highhurst! Your turn!
[03:30.52] I am the son of the daughter
[03:34.53] Of... the grandson
[03:37.24] Of... >sorry?< the nephew
[03:40.13] Of the Second Earl of Highhurst
[03:44.59] >The thought occurred to me, why should I believe a woman who could very well be insane? Yet, there seemed to be an air of authenticity to this document<
[03:54.19] I'm a D'Ysquith (You're a D'Ysquith)
[03:57.79] It would seem I'm a D'Ysquith (You're a D'Ysquith)
[03:59.26] Montague, I picture you at Highhurst
[04:04.86] Yesterday I was Monty Nevaro
[04:06.73] You could be an earl tomorrow
[04:09.04] And Highhurst could be my hurst!
[04:12.74] I'm a D'Ysquith
[04:14.22] You're a D'Ysquith
[04:17.37] A D'Ysquith
[04:18.38] A D'Ysquith
[04:19.20] A D'Y!! Squith
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