Better with a Man

[00:05.43] When a fellow needs a little helping hand
[00:09.03] Who'll be there? It's almost guaranteed
[00:13.55] No one else could ever really understand
[00:17.16] Only another man knows what you need
[00:21.68] And when a man has fallen down upon his knees
[00:27.10] In such a moment, who'd be better than
[00:31.60] Someone who's self controlled
[00:33.41] Someone who's strong and bold
[00:36.12] Someone who's good as gold
[00:37.93] It's better with a man
[00:41.54] Better with a man
[00:43.34] Then you agree, my friend.
[00:45.15] Indeed i do.
[00:46.96] When a man is lonely, he can always find
[00:50.57] Another man who's feeling just the same (henry: that's it. Yes, he can.)
[00:55.08] Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind
[00:58.70] You'll both be buying before you know his name (oh, blotto and squiffy!)
[01:03.20] And in that rousing climax when your horse comes in (come on, ponzo. Come on, ponzo.)
[01:08.63] Who will cheer as loudly as he can (i will.)
[01:13.14] Only a man would see
[01:14.95] The meaning of victory
[01:17.66] Oh, the comraderie
[01:19.46] It's better with a man
[01:22.18] Better with a man
[01:25.79] Women have much to recommend
[01:30.30] Lord knows i've had my share
[01:33.01] Heh heh
[01:34.82] But when a fellow needs a friend
[01:38.43] That's a totally different affair
[01:43.85] Women are soft against your skin
[01:48.36] They're awfully nice to nestle with
[01:52.87] But when the sport is masculine
[01:56.48] You need a man to wrestle with
[02:03.61] Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell
[02:07.22] Oh, they will never tell
[02:09.02] They'll never tell their wives
[02:11.72] Married men know there are things you must not say
[02:15.35] Discretion is the only way that love survives
[02:18.96] Men are always there
[02:20.76] Always there to share
[02:21.66] And take good care
[02:22.61] As mates, as brothers
[02:24.41] Take a look at us
[02:26.22] It's been ever thus
[02:28.06] Since boarding school began
[02:31.67] Women are too complex
[02:34.39] Women too often vex
[02:36.19] Men are a simpler sex
[02:38.00] It's better with a man
[02:40.70] Better with a man
[02:43.41] Better with a man
[02:45.22] Better with a man
[02:57.86] Bottoms up!
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