Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks

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Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks by Nathaniel Merriweather

Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks Lyrics

[00:00.22] I don't dig a lot of the establishment. All your ideas and values
[00:03.91] They may work for you, but they don't all work for me. As
[00:07.61] Far as I'm concerned, some are with it and, well, some aren't
[00:11.74] Mmm, that's a hard one to say. It's hard to say, how to say
[00:16.66] It. Well, wash your ass every day, wash your whole body
[00:21.62] Every day. And brush your breath at least two or three times
[00:26.62] A day, with your teeth. And then, you know, wash that face
[00:32.03] Do any of these things prevent venereal disease? Besides the rubbers?
[00:36.01] Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
[00:39.27] Stuff in it, open it up in your pocket, and get mixed up with your
[00:42.42] Lint cotton. Don't mess with the flavor 'cause when you take the
[00:45.53] Herb and put it in your mouth, think you gonna be eatin' somethin'
[00:48.73] Then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth, so
[00:51.98] You just take it out, then you use the string for flossin'. Huh
[00:55.25] That's, that's far out
[00:56.79] What do you feel is the best way to, to keep from getting
[01:00.34] A, a, a chick pregnant? I mean, I mean, what do you do?
[01:03.99] Well, you need different pairs of socks. You know, sometimes you
[01:07.07] Need the colored socks, that's if you gonna wear one pair of
[01:10.18] Socks to hide your dirt. Then every, every other couple of days
[01:13.28] Then you wear the white socks. You can wear them probably one
[01:16.31] Or two days until you try to walk around and you get caught in
[01:19.43] The carpet, then the dirt breathes up from the carpet, gets up
[01:22.57] Into your sock, then you get the little black spots on the side
[01:25.66] Or you could go and get, you know, the different type of others type
[01:28.76] Of socks that's made for shoes, but then they get funky and your
[01:31.91] Feet start sweatin' and stuff. Or you could get sweat socks that grab
[01:35.04] The sweat but won't be funky, and you got the powder to put in it
[01:38.22] For you won't get the funk of the funky feet and have athletic feet
[01:41.47] If it's stinky, it's got to be the funk, 'cause when you die you go
[01:45.51] Back to the funk, and if you got sock funk, it got to be funky '
[01:49.65] Cause it's stinkin', or somethin' ran up in your ass and just died
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From the album: Nathaniel Merriweather Presents...Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By