Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks

[00:01.08] I don't dig a lot of the establishment
[00:02.84] Well, your ideas and values
[00:04.29] They may work for you but
[00:06.52] They don't all work for me
[00:07.84] As far as i'm concerned
[00:08.78] Some are with it and well some aren't
[00:10.85] Hmm, that's a hard one to say
[00:14.43] It's hard to say, I'd say
[00:18.03] Well wash your ass every day
[00:21.28] Wash your whole body every day
[00:23.55] And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
[00:27.55] With your teef and then you know, wash the face
[00:31.17] Do any of these things prevent venereal disease, besides the rubbers?
[00:35.73] Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
[00:39.72] Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
[00:43.81] Or mess with the flavour 'cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
[00:47.04] Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
[00:51.06] So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'
[00:54.22] That's... that's far out
[00:56.92] What do you feel is the best way to
[00:58.73] To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
[01:00.51] I mean... i mean, what do you do?
[01:03.77] Well, you need different pairs of socks
[01:05.73] You know, some times you need the coloured socks
[01:08.03] That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
[01:09.83] Then every, every, every other couple of days I mean, you wear the white sock
[01:14.38] You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
[01:15.85] Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
[01:19.50] Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
[01:22.64] Then you get the little black spots on the side
[01:24.99] Or you can go and you get, you know, the different types
[01:28.57] There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
[01:31.28] But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
[01:33.98] Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funk
[01:38.00] And you get the powder into put it in so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
[01:40.73] Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
[01:43.07] Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
[01:44.86] And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cuz it stinkin
[01:47.16] Or something ran up in your ass and just died
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