Goodbye Earl

[00:16.21] Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
[00:19.84] All through their high school days
[00:24.62] Both members of the 4H Club
[00:27.37] Both active in the FFA
[00:31.61] After graduation Mary Anne went out
[00:35.75] Lookin' for a bright new world
[00:39.98] Wanda looked all around this town
[00:43.33] And all she found was Earl
[00:49.19] Well it wasn't two weeks
[00:51.05] After she got married
[00:53.16] That Wanda started getting abused
[00:56.71] She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
[01:01.08] And make-up to cover a bruise
[01:04.77] Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
[01:08.69] She let the law take it from there
[01:12.32] But Earl walked right through that restraining order
[01:16.30] And put her in intensive care
[01:22.32] Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
[01:26.19] On a red eye midnight flight
[01:29.96] She held Wanda's hand
[01:31.92] As they worked out a plan
[01:34.03] And it didn't take 'em long to decide
[01:37.15] That Earl had to die
[01:41.80] Goodbye Earl
[01:45.31] Those black-eyed peas?
[01:47.74] They tasted all right to me Earl
[01:53.20] You're feelin' weak?
[01:56.54] Why don't you lay down
[01:57.92] And sleep Earl?
[02:01.07] Ain't it dark
[02:04.01] Wrapped up in that tarp Earl?
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[02:13.53] The cops came by to bring Earl in
[02:17.42] They searched the house high and low
[02:20.83] Then they tipped their hats
[02:22.62] And said, "thank you ladies
[02:24.64] If you hear from him let us know"
[02:28.68] Well the weeks went by and
[02:31.00] Spring turned to Summer
[02:32.99] And Summer faded into Fall
[02:36.38] And it turns out he was a missing person
[02:40.46] Who nobody missed at all
[02:46.04] So the girls bought some land
[02:48.39] And a roadside stand
[02:50.34] Out on Highway 109
[02:54.11] They sell Tennessee ham
[02:56.09] And strawberry jam
[02:58.25] And they don't lose any sleep at night
[03:01.32] 'Cause Earl had to die
[03:05.52] Goodbye Earl
[03:09.54] We need a break
[03:12.08] Let's go out to the lake Earl
[03:16.94] We'll pack a lunch
[03:20.38] And stuff you in the trunk Earl
[03:24.94] Well is that all right?
[03:28.04] Good! Let's go for a ride Earl Hey
[03:34.69] Na na na na na na
[03:41.09] Well hey hey hey
[03:42.26] Na na na na na na
[03:47.94] Aw hey hey hey
[03:49.91] Na na na na na na
[03:56.33] Well hey hey hey
[03:58.36] Na na na na na na
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