I'm Looney

[00:05.89] Got a red chevette, goes like a jet
[00:08.28] Makes hairy men sweat, makes their underwear wet
[00:10.05] Well you gotta be tough when you squat young pups
[00:13.95] It gets real rough when you ain't got guts
[00:17.20] Brakes all gone, wheels on wrong
[00:19.55] Revolving lights where mirrors belong
[00:22.22] Permit expired in '75, and I don't care
[00:26.60] He don't care
[00:28.05] 'Cause I'm looney! Yes, ha-ha!
[00:30.82] She goes, ah! 'round the trees
[00:32.52] That's how you busts yer knees!
[00:33.44] She goes, wahh! off the wall
[00:35.39] That's nothing at all
[00:36.25] She goes, brrr, up the road
[00:37.89] Sees a telephone pole
[00:38.94] She goes, off the pole
[00:40.95] The gas explodes!
[00:41.99] He shouts, "Lookout! My horn gave out!"
[00:44.10] Smacks a man off a bike
[00:45.75] Takes the turns a little wide
[00:47.54] She's opened right out
[00:49.11] Make wimps have doubts
[00:49.43] And I don't care!
[00:51.66] And he don't care
[00:53.05] 'Cause I'm looney! Ha-ha!
[00:56.25] A certain cop had me clocked
[00:58.60] Doin' one forty five, he got me stopped
[01:01.17] He was big and mean, weighed three fifteen
[01:04.40] I didn't notice as I let off steam
[01:07.30] I swore and spit, I got in a fit
[01:09.77] He persuaded me with his billy stick
[01:12.69] And he took my car, put me behind bars, and I don't care
[01:16.98] And he don't care
[01:18.33] 'Cause I'm looney! yes, ha-ha!
[01:21.42] She goes, ah! 'round the trees
[01:22.08] That's how you busts yer knees!
[01:23.67] She goes, wahh! off the wall
[01:25.14] That's nothing at all
[01:26.46] She goes, brrr, up the road
[01:27.91] Sees a telephone pole
[01:29.37] She goes, off the pole
[01:30.88] The gas explodes!
[01:32.37] He shouts, "Lookout! My horn gave out!"
[01:35.05] Smacks a man off a bike
[01:36.53] Takes the turns a little wide
[01:37.94] She's opened right out
[01:39.40] Make wimps have doubts
[01:40.98] 'Cept I don't care!
[01:42.35] He don't care
[01:43.79] 'Cause I'm looney!
[01:45.34] All right, rock'n'roll!
[01:57.98] Gunner Brudder, Driver 'er Iver, C'mon John, Go Joe, Rev'er Trevor
[02:01.41] Peel 'er Peter, Dart 'er Arthur, I suppose
[02:03.27] To the floor, tie the doors, pop the clutch, hog the road
[02:05.95] I don't care, I'm not all there, I'm certified, ha-ha!
[02:11.76] I went to court, my trial was short
[02:14.43] Got a hangin' judge, he wasn't a sport
[02:17.06] I pleaded insane, I'm not to blame
[02:19.94] And a real nice jury said, "It's a shame"
[02:23.02] How a guy like me, unjustly
[02:25.74] Could be treated like that, I got off free
[02:28.51] I got back my car, I'm the way I are, I'm the way I are
[02:32.60] He's the way he are
[02:34.12] Cause I'm looney! Yes, ha-ha!
[02:37.32] She goes, ah! 'round the trees
[02:38.83] That's how you busts yer knees!
[02:39.89] She goes, wahh! off the wall
[02:41.28] That's nothing at all
[02:42.68] She goes, brrr, up the road
[02:44.05] Sees a telephone pole
[02:45.31] She goes, off the pole
[02:47.23] The gas explodes!
[02:48.45] He shouts, "Lookout! My horn gave out!"
[02:51.37] Smacks a man off a bike
[02:52.79] Takes the turns a little wide
[02:54.49] She's opened right out
[02:55.20] Make wimps have doubts
[02:56.59] And I don't care!
[02:58.36] And he don't care
[02:59.35] 'Cause I'm looney! Yes ha-ha!
[03:02.49] I don't care!
[03:03.80] And he don't care
[03:04.93] 'Cause I'm looney!
[03:06.31] All right, wind 'er down
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