Squeaky Clean

[00:00.26] Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum
[00:05.71] Squeaky clean, that's what they call us
[00:09.17] Our thoughts are pure and our grooming is flawless
[00:12.23] We're well-bred, well-mannered, and well, just nice!
[00:15.78] And when you rub our hair, it sounds like mice (Eek!)
[00:19.71] Squeaky clean, down to our marrow
[00:23.14] We're very straight and extremely narrow
[00:26.32] Our drink of choice is Listerine
[00:31.21] It keeps our insides extra squeaky clean
[00:34.66] When vulgar people curse (Tsk, tsk)
[00:36.47] When heathens grunt and stammer
[00:38.25] We don't know which is worse (Tut, tut)
[00:40.01] Their language or their grammar
[00:41.77] They neither show refinement or an ounce of self-restraint
[00:45.12] They may think it's proper English but... it's not!
[00:48.89] (Most assuredly it's not)
[00:50.33] Yes, I'm squeaky clean, but ever so lonely
[00:54.52] Wish I were squeaking in your ears only
[00:57.57] 'Cause gosh, I think you're peachy-keen
[01:02.09] When I see you I feel extra squeaky-clean
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[01:11.80] (Ooh) Squeaky clean, this is my song for
[01:16.61] The kind of boy that I'm told that I long for
[01:19.92] Upright, upstanding, and up to snuff
[01:23.22] I know one kiss from him would be enough
[01:26.40] Someone squeaky clean, shining and sterling
[01:30.79] Like a baton that needs some twirling
[01:34.06] That's why I use Vaseline
[01:37.06] So my hands remain unchafed and squeaky clean
[01:40.84] She makes my spirit rise
[01:42.61] She sets my soul a-spinnin'
[01:44.47] It's bluer in her eyes
[01:46.21] Than any pool I've been in
[01:47.92] The two of us together would be such a perfect match
[01:51.34] If she'd only say she'd have me
[01:55.54] What a catch!
[01:56.51] (What a catch!)
[01:57.45] (What a catch!)
[01:58.48] (What a catch!)
[02:01.93] Squeaky clean, promise me, Venus
[02:07.16] I'll get to show her my squeaky... clean-ness
[02:16.45] For then she'd be my squeaky queen
[02:19.89] In the everlasting kingdom
[02:22.42] Of squeaky-clean
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