A Whole Lot Worse

[00:00.17] Honey, you wanna know about bad?
[00:03.69] When I was a young girl
[00:05.51] 'Bout the age of one
[00:07.70] I shot up my crib
[00:09.62] With a BB gun
[00:11.89] I never behaved
[00:13.66] Never followed no rules
[00:15.82] They kicked me out of nine nursery schools
[00:19.73] Every year for Mother's Day I steal my mother's purse
[00:24.75] (She steals her mother's purse)
[00:26.90] So if you wanna be bad
[00:29.21] You're gonna have to do a whole lot worse
[00:36.34] My whole life long
[00:38.30] I've been called a disgrace
[00:40.44] I can hold up a bank
[00:42.42] Using only my face
[00:44.57] I'm the nastiest creature
[00:46.61] You ever did see
[00:48.73] On Halloween I dress up as me
[00:52.82] One look my way can make an angry mob disperse
[00:56.73] (Make that mob disperse)
[00:59.81] So if you wanna be bad
[01:02.14] You're gonna have to do a whole lot worse
[01:06.88] (A whole lot worse)
[01:08.70] You're so squeaky-clean
[01:10.39] You're so spic and span
[01:12.38] You never litter, or loiter
[01:14.95] Or drink from a can
[01:16.84] So when you start braggin' 'bout your wicked life
[01:20.50] We're like switchblades laughing at a butter knife
[01:25.64] My body's a paradise
[01:27.71] Of swivels and curves
[01:29.79] Ever since I was twelve
[01:31.65] I've been a magnet for pervs
[01:33.72] One day the Oscar Meyer man
[01:35.72] Tried to cop a feel
[01:37.44] I climbed up and stabbed him in his wiener mobile
[01:42.18] I nearly turned that hot dog into a hearse
[01:46.34] (A hot dog into a hearse)
[01:49.18] So do you wanna be bad?
[01:51.54] Or mean?
[01:52.54] Or plain perverse?
[01:55.49] (Yeah!)
[01:55.69] If you wanna be bad
[01:57.45] You're gonna have to do a whole lot worse, yeah
[02:03.64] It takes years to be bad, it ain't no passing fad
[02:07.81] It takes commitment and time, to master petty crime
[02:11.83] So if you want your degree, in delinquency
[02:16.46] You're gonna have to be
[02:20.55] A whole hell of a lot
[02:23.35] Worse
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