Screening Evaluation (Skit)

[00:07.28] So listen, buddy
[00:08.63] I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
[00:12.91] Okay
[00:13.84] Is that okay, buddy?
[00:15.98] This test is called a Rorschach test
[00:19.44] And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you, so we can see how smart you really are
[00:27.56] And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
[00:31.44] Yes
[00:32.66] Wow, you're such a big boy
[00:36.80] Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
[00:40.74] And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
[00:46.98] Okay
[00:47.83] Okay, let's start with this one
[00:51.14] What do you see in this picture, buddy?
[00:54.95] A butterfly
[00:56.61] Yes, that is absolutely correct
[00:59.81] What a smart boy you are
[01:02.22] That is a butterfly
[01:04.66] Wow, okay, how about this picture?
[01:10.17] That's a television
[01:12.53] And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
[01:18.23] You might be a genius
[01:21.21] How about this one?
[01:24.12] That's a basketball
[01:26.51] Joyner, you are so amazing
[01:30.36] Another great answer
[01:32.65] That is a basketball
[01:36.05] I don't even know if I could've got that one right
[01:40.51] Such a smart, smart boy
[01:44.44] Okay, how about this one?
[01:48.82] That's a condom
[01:51.89] We're gonna try this again, you better not fuck up this time
[01:56.75] That's a, that's a condom
[01:58.94] Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
[02:02.61] Please don't make me regret that statement
[02:07.47] You know what, let's just try another picture
[02:13.19] Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
[02:16.66] Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
[02:19.97] We're gonna try this again and you better not fuck up this time
[02:25.35] I said it's a loaded gun
[02:27.94] What are you, a fucking retard?
[02:31.18] Are you stupid? Mentally challenged?
[02:34.81] What the fuck is the matter with you?
[02:38.12] I'm sorry
[02:39.00] I'm trying to help you, look at the fucking picture
[02:43.56] I am, I'm trying, I'm looking
[02:46.38] Look at the fucking picture