Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)

[00:02.77] Hey buddy, come in and have a seat
[00:06.39] Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today
[00:08.97] Because of our last conversation
[00:11.69] And I apologize, buddy, I really do
[00:15.67] I shouldn't have lashed out like that
[00:17.75] I was out of character
[00:19.89] I mean, you're only eight years old
[00:22.64] And I had no business talking to you that way
[00:26.32] So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you
[00:31.23] You think we can be friends and get over this?
[00:34.29] I guess so
[00:35.47] That-a-boy
[00:37.54] And I promise, from this day forward
[00:41.37] That if you don't act like a little fucking retard and piss me off again
[00:47.25] I won't lash out like that
[00:49.84] There's consequences for everything, Joyner
[00:52.70] You act like a little prick
[00:54.96] You get the mean doctor you don't wanna see
[00:58.91] It's that simple
[01:01.07] Now, mom tells me you don't really like the prescription I gave you
[01:06.54] Not really
[01:08.18] Well, what if I told you that I have a prescription
[01:11.31] That you can't get at the pharmacy?
[01:13.95] Like what?
[01:15.73] You ever used cocaine, Joyner?
[01:18.31] What's that?
[01:19.86] How about lean?
[01:21.87] I never heard of it
[01:23.76] Give me your backpack
[01:25.61] Why?
[01:27.17] I'm gonna put a few things in there for you
[01:29.62] And I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good
[01:35.60] How's that sound?
[01:37.23] Um
[01:38.03] It'll be our little secret
[01:41.17] I'm not sure about this
[01:43.79] Don't tell mom
[01:45.91] If you do, no more treatment for you
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