The Plan

[00:00.34] Oh, boy
[00:05.27] Alright, here's the plan
[00:07.34] It's the best plan you've ever had
[00:09.51] And you're gonna say the plan right now
[00:12.66] Right now
[00:14.46] Step one
[00:15.51] Uh, surgical tools, surgical tools
[00:17.46] We got pliers, clamps, forceps
[00:19.66] You know what?
[00:20.23] Let's just take all of that
[00:21.46] Step two
[00:22.51] Uh, gloves
[00:23.51] Gotta keep clean from the blood
[00:25.39] And if there isn't blood, it's probably 'cause
[00:27.11] They're cadavers, and cadavers don't bleed
[00:29.66] Step three
[00:30.46] Another drink
[00:31.46] You're gonna need another drink to think
[00:33.39] There's a lot going on
[00:34.38] Gotta keep your head on straight, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[00:39.83] Tools, check, booze, check
[00:41.73] Now go upstairs and reattach that neck
[00:43.53] Then off you go and no one will know
[00:45.46] That the women are dead, but they're alive
[00:48.61] They're dead, but they're alive
[00:50.93] Step one
[00:52.22] New step
[00:53.38] Gonna start it with a whole new step
[00:55.49] Step one is a whole new step this time
[00:57.53] So everybody just look out
[00:59.65] Step two
[01:00.31] Ooh, get glue
[01:01.71] Hot glue, superglue, Elmer's
[01:03.78] Something to seal up all the cuts and the cracks
[01:05.39] And the flaps pulled back on the skin
[01:07.34] Oh, the skin
[01:08.46] What do I do?
[01:09.78] The two of them are turning blue
[01:11.59] And their makeup won't stick
[01:12.71] So I guess I have to seal that in
[01:14.33] Oh, my God, oh, God
[01:15.86] Oh, Ernest
[01:16.74] What a mess, oh, God
[01:17.63] If this gets in the press
[01:19.70] You'll be cancelled, you'll be shamed
[01:21.10] You'll watch your life go up in flames
[01:23.27] You'll die and desecrate the Menville family name
[01:26.70] No
[01:27.75] You're Ernest Menville, dammit
[01:29.70] Surgeon to the stars
[01:31.59] If someone needs a nose, they come to you
[01:35.55] You fix faces, and butts
[01:37.27] You sew lacerations and cuts
[01:39.42] So what's the difference with a big ol' hole
[01:41.62] That, Jesus Christ, you can see right through
[01:43.82] Clay
[01:44.67] You need clay
[01:45.62] You need clay to fill the hole in the lady
[01:47.62] "That's a good idea"
[01:48.67] Well, thank you, friend
[01:49.78] You ain't so bad yourself
[01:51.59] Okay
[01:54.55] Next step
[01:55.70] Uh, what do we got, what do we got
[01:57.61] We got Mod Podge, Mod Podge
[01:59.77] "Acrylic Sealant Spray"
[02:01.45] Ooh, pray spaint, I mean spray paint
[02:03.57] You just need a little spray paint
[02:05.62] It's thin, it'll stick to the skin on its own
[02:07.57] And it comes in a variety of flesh-colored tones
[02:09.65] Oh, my God, I think I did it
[02:11.51] I don't know if I did, but I really think I did it
[02:13.51] A little airbrush here, shadow there
[02:15.64] Basic care to the nails and hair
[02:17.67] A quick shellac for the wear and tear
[02:19.83] And wham, yes
[02:21.59] You're Ernest Menville, dammit
[02:23.71] Surgeon to the stars
[02:25.64] You gave Cher the cheeks she has today
[02:29.71] You fix boobies, and necks
[02:31.64] You graft the fat, and they write the check
[02:33.71] So who's to say you can't Bob Ross
[02:35.59] A little zombie decay, huh?
[02:37.71] You're Ernest Menville, dammit
[02:39.99] Surgeon to the stars
[02:41.83] The steadiest hands in all of LA, ha-ha-ha-ha
[02:45.76] Who's capable and coveted
[02:47.55] And a towering six-foot-three
[02:49.64] Ernest Menville, M.D
[03:21.04] Ernest
[03:22.08] Menville
[03:23.11] Ernest
[03:23.69] Menville
[03:25.16] Ernest
[03:26.16] Menville
[03:27.11] Ernest
[03:28.11] Menville
[03:29.01] Ernest
[03:30.16] Menville
[03:31.11] Ernest
[03:32.16] Menville
[03:33.23] You're Ernest Menville, dammit
[03:34.85] Surgeon to the stars
[03:36.00] Steadiest hands in all of LA
[03:39.48] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[03:40.84] Who's got tools, booze, spray, clay, paint, and a medical degree?
[03:44.63] Ernest Menville, M.D
[03:49.63] That's me
[03:50.63] E-R-S-T and that
[03:54.51] Tools, booze, clay, fill the hole in the lady, paint the-paint the corpse, that's the plan
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