Shit Head

You're like a Quaalude
I'm under your spell
You wanna get nude
I know I'm never gonna get it,
Never gonna get it!
I'm only messing
Am I appalling?
If we're confessing
Then surely after we finish falling

I'd like to close my eyes and dream
Floating alone in outer space
If you wanna snuggle next to me
Well, then you've come to the right place
But when I fall asleep
Don't smear a shitcake on my face!

Shithead, you're dead
I hope you've been satisfied
Typhoid, tapeworm
That payment wasn't worth the ride
How come you're gone?
Ha ha, I guess it serves me right
When I said
"Go ahead, it's alright
Shit on me tonight! (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight"
Nah nah nah nah (Woah-oh-oh)
Nah nah nah nah (Woah-oh-oh)
Nah nah nah nah (Woah-oh-oh-oh)

I was only joking
Are you for real?
What were we smoking
That made you think that I'd go for that deal?
But I ain't frettin'
I got your number
There's no forgettin'
And I'll see you tonight as you slumber

I sneak up to your perfect face
Don't dish out what you can't take
Appending smirk resting in place
There is no time left to placate
I get the kinky stuff
But this one calls your bluff

Shithead, you're dead
I hope you've been satisfied
Typhoid, tapeworm
That payment wasn't worth the ride
How come you're gone?
Ha ha, I guess it serves me right
When I said
"Go ahead, it's alright
Shit on me tonight! (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight"

You ain't my buddy, honey
I'll leave a burning bag of shit at your door
I ain't your Scooby-Doo
I'll leave some poo for you
All over your floor
And when you go too far
I'll leave it in your car
That's how I'll do this shit war
We could have been lovers
But under the covers
You made a dirty
Why'd you go and do that for?
Woah-oh-oh!
*Fart*

Shithead, you're dead
I hope you've been satisfied
Typhoid, tapeworm
That payment wasn't worth the ride
How come you're gone?
Ha ha, I guess it serves me right
When I said
"Go ahead, it's alright
Shit on me tonight! (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight (It's alright!)
Shit on me tonight"
Nah nah nah nah!