Lewis Is an Odd Boy

[00:21.51] Lewis was an odd boy
[00:24.23] Who had no friends at all
[00:26.93] He was sickly skinned
[00:28.79] Wore tattered clothes
[00:29.97] And he wasn't very tall
[00:32.95] He walked to school alone
[00:35.90] With his lunchbox in his hand
[00:38.53] Dreading the ridicule he'd be forced to withstand
[00:44.47] The boys at school would tease him
[00:47.46] But the most unruly bunch
[00:49.96] Would pinch and poke and call him names
[00:52.54] And even steal his lunch
[00:55.86] They would treat him with disdain
[00:58.55] Themselves uncouth and crass
[01:01.60] But was Lewis all that different
[01:03.77] From the other kids in class
[01:07.07] While walking home from school
[01:09.72] Lewis noticed a girl
[01:12.78] With white skin and pink hair
[01:15.56] Like a cotton candy whirl
[01:18.91]  intrigued by her style
[01:21.13] And enthralled of her pulchritude
[01:24.51] Lewis tried to speak with her
[01:26.97] But she was quite rude
[01:53.79] Disturbed by his presence
[01:56.99] The girl walked away
[01:59.79] But Lewis stepped behind her
[02:01.82] While entreating her to stay
[02:05.33] Her hair soft and fluffy
[02:07.89] Smelled good enough to eat
[02:10.85] So Lewis plucked a mouthful
[02:13.35] And it tasted rather sweet
[02:16.60] She was waiting for a friend
[02:19.50] To take her on a date
[02:23.03] Imagine his surprise
[02:24.89] When he arrived a bit late
[02:28.96] Cowering and sobbing
[02:31.82] The poor girl was in shock
[02:34.82] But Lewis devoured most of her hair
[02:37.83] Lock by lock
[02:40.70] What happened next
[02:43.07] Was too violent to tell
[02:46.06] Let's just say Lewis had an accident And fell
[02:51.84] He was left there swollen
[02:54.52] And bleeding on the mound
[02:57.56] The lesson he'd been taught
[02:59.70] Had been fierce and profound
[03:03.58] But the couples fate was worse
[03:06.27] When the two were walking home
[03:08.99] A giant furry beast
[03:11.15] Throughout the day did roam
[03:14.98] Ate each child
[03:16.72] Someone's son and someone's daughter
[03:21.26] Chewed them both whole
[03:22.97] And left no proof of the slaughter
[03:26.32] Lewis is an odd boy
[03:28.96] Who has no friends at all
[03:31.95] But he owns a ferocious monster
[03:34.94] That's scary and tall
[03:37.68] His pet is trained to eat those
[03:40.04] Who are choosing death
[03:43.50] So stay away from him
[03:45.43] Or you might be taking your last breath
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