Travelin' Song

[00:00.73] Determined to prove everyone wrong
[00:03.00] Maizy packed her one good dress
[00:04.62] And her two good virtues
[00:06.63] And headed for the big, scary city
[00:09.64] You take the truck (you take the truck)
[00:11.24] To the rock (to the rock)
[00:14.71] By the ducks by the dock (aw)
[00:17.06] Grab a boat that'll float
[00:18.19] Take a donkey to a horse
[00:19.36] To a bull to a turkey to a goat
[00:22.29] And then you jump (and then you jump)
[00:24.57] You jump on the road (you jump on the road)
[00:26.25] Till it runs out of dirt
[00:29.18] By the Methodist church (by the Baptist church)
[00:31.44] By the Church of Christ
[00:32.62] Where she got baptized in the Whiskey River
[00:36.32] Where there used to be a barn
[00:37.58] Before there was a twister
[00:39.97] It's a skip (it's a skip)
[00:40.94] Then a frog (then a frog)
[00:41.96] On a log to a Greyhound dog
[00:43.85] Then a bus to a bus and you might need to rush
[00:45.94] To an Uber to a train
[00:46.90] Got a ticket with your name
[00:47.86] And we just touch down in a Southwest plane
[00:50.01] (Just touch down in a Southwest plane, oh)
[00:53.87] In Tampa
[00:55.63] I came all the way through Nashville and Atlanta
[00:59.88] Do I send a postcard or a pigeon back to Grandpa?
[01:03.91] Tell him everything is beautiful in Tampa
[01:08.34] In Tampa
[01:10.62] Everyone's a Tina or a Tamara
[01:14.11] It's a bleach and platinum blonde extravaganza
[01:17.46] Yeah, everyone is beautiful in Tampa
[01:23.96] It's not at all (it's not at all)
[01:25.85] What I've been told (what she's been told)
[01:27.81] The sand is white, the sun is gold (white, gold)
[01:30.07] And all the people are so old
[01:32.22] Get a tan, take a stroll
[01:33.29] Then dip your toe in the Gulf of Mexico
[01:35.73] And they all said (and they all said)
[01:37.72] I'd lose my way (she'd lose her way)
[01:39.67] That this was just a big mistake
[01:41.69] But how could I go wrong
[01:43.10] With Chinese food and frozen yogurt every day? (ooh, fro-yo)
[01:46.01] Every day? Every day? (Every single day)
[01:49.02] They got a doctor for your face
[01:51.02] And one to freeze the fat away
[01:52.90] And one to help you with addictions for afflictions such as porn
[01:56.79] And one for corn
[01:59.86] And one for corn!
[02:01.86] And one for corn (and one for corn, and one for corn)
[02:06.94] In Tampa
[02:08.51] Between the Botox and the tannin' beds in plasma
[02:13.17] Now there's a reason for another stanza (another stanza)
[02:17.51] Man, I really should've brought a camera
[02:21.02] Some guy offered me something called marijuana
[02:27.84] Seems that they've got everything
[02:30.24] (That's the reason that we sing)
[02:31.92] Because we have everything
[02:34.55] They got everything
[02:37.99] In Tampa!
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