Corn Mix

[00:01.76] Now
[00:02.25] This is where our little fable
[00:03.96] Takes an exciting turn
[00:05.72] We'll speed you through the highlights
[00:07.05] We begin around eight PM
[00:09.13] Go!
[00:09.92] A toast
[00:10.74] To the groom, on the eve of his weddin'
[00:12.70] From his best man
[00:14.50] A toast!
[00:15.41] I'd like that!
[00:16.22] Maybe we should start you off with a child's portion
[00:19.23] My friend
[00:20.09] Where I come from, we have spirits named specifically
[00:22.88] For the tough urbanite who navigates a daily concrete battleground
[00:26.67] Perhaps you've heard of something called a Cosmopolitan?
[00:31.75] Well, then
[00:32.30] We have underestimated you once again!
[00:37.33] Wow! Wow, that is so strong
[00:39.74] It could raise five kids on a teacher's salary
[00:43.66] What's in this?
[00:44.59] Well
[00:44.98] Corn
[00:46.20] We're talkin' corn
[00:48.29] Just as sure as the day that you were born
[00:52.26] In the even -
[00:52.84] Stop! Then, around eight oh five -
[00:55.49] Go!
[00:56.59] I think this might be my last one for the night, fellas
[01:00.53] Stop!
[01:01.20] Around eight oh eight. Go!
[01:03.06] Gordy! Gordy! Gordy! Gordy! Gord-
[01:07.29] Stop!
[01:07.97] Around eight fifteen. Go!
[01:10.99] Tell us about where you're from
[01:13.74] Tampa
[01:15.50] If you can't afford Orlando or Atlanta
[01:22.01] Medicare, Metamucil and Mylanta
[01:26.19] Will always feel like home to me in Tam -
[01:29.51] Stop! By eight thirty, go!
[01:32.82] Whoa, yeah Gordy! Whoa
[01:39.40] Hey this is my song! I love it!
[01:41.03] Somebody will
[01:42.25] Whoa
[01:43.70] Stop! Eight thirty-two. Go!
[01:52.92] Really big!
[01:54.32] Stop! Mm-mm, mm-mm. Eight forty. Go!
[01:58.35] My family doesn't believe in me
[02:01.52] Growin' up, my parents moved around a lot
[02:06.46] Sure, I always found them
[02:09.31] But it was hard
[02:12.09] I never had any friends
[02:13.96] Not what I'd call real friends
[02:15.98] Well, you do now
[02:17.99] I do now?
[02:19.35] Yeah!
[02:20.65] Friends, my old friends
[02:29.14] Something together!
[02:31.95] Stop! Then, around eight forty-five
[02:35.44] Maizy, Lulu, and her liquor all landed
[02:38.18] Go!
[02:39.54] Here come the women and the woman of the world
[02:42.91] Stop!
[02:43.67] And suddenly, the plot
[02:44.92] Like the whiskey
[02:45.92] Thickened. Go!
[02:47.14] Hey
[02:49.26] I'm not OK
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