Bustopher Jones

[00:08.55] Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones
[00:12.35] In fact, he's remarkably fat
[00:16.48] He doesn't haunt pubs, he has eight or nine clubs
[00:20.63] For he's the St. James' Street cat
[00:24.42] He's the cat we all greet as he walks down the street
[00:28.72] In his coat of fastidious black
[00:32.55] No common-place mousers have such well cut trousers
[00:37.06] Or such an impeccable back
[00:40.73] In the whole of St. James' the smartest of names
[00:44.92] Is the name of this Brummell of cats
[00:49.03] And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
[00:53.52] By Bustopher Jones in white spats
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[01:02.38] My visits are occasional to the senior educational
[01:08.02] And it is against the rules
[01:12.63] For any one cat to belong both to that
[01:17.63] And the joint superior schools
[01:22.38] When I'm seen in a hurry
[01:25.25] There's probably curry
[01:27.79] At the Siamese or at the glutton
[01:32.74] When I look full of gloom
[01:35.19] Then I've lunched at the tomb
[01:38.67] On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton
[01:44.18] In the whole of St. James' the smartest of names
[01:48.08] Is the name of this Brummell of cats
[01:52.31] And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
[01:56.74] By Bustopher Jones in white
[01:59.18] Bustopher Jones in white
[02:01.47] Bustopher Jones in white spats
[02:08.97] So much in this way passes Bustopher's day
[02:12.82] At one club or another he's found
[02:16.75] It can be no surprise that under our eyes
[02:20.22] He has grown unmistakably round
[02:24.07] He's a 25 pounder
[02:26.41] Or I am a bounder
[02:27.85] And he's putting on weight every day
[02:31.49] But I'm so well preserved because I've observed
[02:35.33] All my life a routine and I'd say
[02:39.29] I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time
[02:43.16] That's the word from this stoutest of cats
[02:46.77] It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall
[02:51.21] While Bustopher Jones wears white
[02:54.18] Bustopher Jones wears white
[02:56.97] Bustopher Jones wears white spats
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