Macavity: The Mystery Cat

[00:07.15] Macavity!
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[01:05.65] Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw
[01:12.08] For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
[01:17.72] He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
[01:23.82] And when you reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there!
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[01:41.13] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
[01:47.18] He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
[01:52.73] His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
[01:58.40] And when you reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there!
[02:04.12] You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air
[02:11.74] But I tell you once and once again, "Macavity's not there!"
[02:17.68] Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin
[02:23.67] You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
[02:29.35] His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
[02:35.59] His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed
[02:41.33] He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake
[02:47.37] And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake
[02:52.86] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
[02:58.55] For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
[03:04.23] You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
[03:10.25] But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!
[03:16.34] He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats at cards
[03:27.00] And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's
[03:39.46] And when the larder's looted or the jewel case is rifled
[03:45.17] Or when the milk is missing or another peke's been stifled
[03:50.81] Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair
[03:58.58] There's the wonder of the thing, Macavity's not there!
[04:03.65] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
[04:09.21] There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
[04:14.73] He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
[04:20.61] Whatever time the deed took place, Macavity wasn't there!
[04:25.47] And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
[04:31.89] I might mention Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Griddlebone
[04:37.89] Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
[04:42.89] Just controls the operations, the Napoleon of crime!
[04:52.03] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
[04:57.83] He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
[05:02.88] You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
[05:08.25] But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!
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[06:49.44] We have to find Old Deuteronomy
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