Houdini

[00:00.09] Hey, Em, it's Paul
[00:01.58] Uh, I was listening to the album
[00:04.56] Good fucking luck, you're on your own
[00:06.88] Guess who's back, back again?
[00:10.76] Shady's back, tell a friend
[00:14.63] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[00:16.31] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[00:18.35] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[00:20.24] Guess who's back?
[00:21.18] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
[00:24.95] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
[00:29.40] Well, look what the stork brung (what?)
[00:30.92] Little baby devil with the forked tongue (ha)
[00:32.59] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh)
[00:34.53] With a forehead that it grew horns from (look)
[00:36.28] Still a white jerk (it's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
[00:39.25] With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
[00:40.94] Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah)
[00:43.08] Y'all light work
[00:43.98] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (what?)
[00:46.45] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (why?)
[00:48.37] If I was to ever take a leave (what?)
[00:50.26] It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (yeah)
[00:52.16] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)
[00:53.87] Stallion if she would collab with me
[00:55.73] Would I really have a shot at a feat?
[00:57.70] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
[00:59.54] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
[01:03.75] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
[01:06.74] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
[01:11.49] Just like that and I'm back, bro
[01:14.63] Now, back in the days of old me (when?)
[01:16.23] Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)
[01:18.14] Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm)
[01:19.91] Taste of opiates, case of OE
[01:21.88] Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo)
[01:23.78] My shit may not be age-appropriate
[01:25.92] But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
[01:29.34] 'Cause I have zero doubts
[01:31.02] That this whole world's 'bout
[01:33.01] To turn into some girl scouts
[01:34.99] That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down)
[01:37.31] So when I started this verse
[01:38.63] It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm)
[01:40.47] But it feels like I'm targeted
[01:42.06] Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
[01:44.83] Look what I pocketed
[01:46.02] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
[01:48.78] I've been runnin' at full speed
[01:49.99] And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
[01:52.41] I'm the fight y'all get in
[01:53.44] When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
[01:56.16] I step up to that mic, cock it then
[01:57.97] "Oh my God, it's him, not again!"
[01:59.99] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
[02:04.02] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
[02:07.28] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
[02:11.98] Just like that, and I'm back, bro (break it down)
[02:15.76] Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?)
[02:19.33] If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man)
[02:23.03] He'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy)
[02:26.85] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
[02:29.68] So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
[02:32.46] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah)
[02:33.99] And that's why these (what?)
[02:35.09] Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz)
[02:37.94] In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?)
[02:39.37] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (pees)
[02:42.20] In my Air Max 90s
[02:43.47] White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
[02:45.88] My transgender cat's Siamese (why?)
[02:47.41] Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
[02:49.27] Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (what?)
[02:51.10] The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (yeah)
[02:53.05] How can I explain to you (what?)
[02:54.04] That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)
[02:56.15] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
[02:57.88] And say a few things or two to anger you
[02:59.78] But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
[03:02.65] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
[03:04.37] Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
[03:06.18] You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch
[03:08.29] And I'll probably get shit for that (watch)
[03:09.94] But you can all suck my dick, in fact
[03:11.64] Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you (what?)
[03:14.18] Fuck my own kids, they're brats (fuck 'em)
[03:16.17] They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)
[03:17.72] You too, Paul (punk), got two balls
[03:19.77] Big as RuPaul's (whoa)
[03:20.82] What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (nah)
[03:22.47] 'Cause you're never gon' see me
[03:23.80] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen (no)
[03:26.57] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
[03:28.54] I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like
[03:30.46] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
[03:34.76] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
[03:38.01] Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
[03:42.79] Just like that and I'm back, bro
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