Somebody Like You

From the moment that I saw you standing there
I said, "Who's kidding who?"
How on earth can both of us ignore the bond we share
For there's nothing you and I can do
There's a shoulder I can lean on that I'm staring at
And I'm hoping that you'll understand
It takes some skill to bend, let's be each other's friend
And each of us can lend a helping hand

Mrs. Barrows, are you trying to seduce me?

When opportunity's knocking
It's good to make it your own
When opportunity's calling
It's good to answer the phone
And though compromise is hardly a position of choice
It's much more fun when shared by two
We all could use somebody
I sure could use somebody
This town could use somebody
Somebody like you

Uh, Mrs. Barrows, I wanna make sure
Ah, shh, shh, shh, ah, ah, ah
No more talking, Sam, let's negotiate