Damn! Sam!

Well, it's not like this should come as a shock
We know the guy can say the words and doubts disappear
But Damn, Sam, you did it again
You told us all exactly what we wanted to hear
Ugh, I feel like Charlie Brown, always believing
Lucy's gonna hold that football for him. Argh!

If they gave a Nobel Prize for slinging BS
Sam would take the freaking trophy every year
But Damn, Sam, you did it again
You told us all exactly what we wanted to hear
You told us all exactly what we wanted to hear

It's amazing that he manages to chew his food
While talking out both sides of his mouth
But haven't we always known
Sam lives a little south
A little south of the truth
Hey, if we're gonna do this, we gotta do it right
And this theater isn't going to renovate itself

Okay, you've got to admit
There's times when Sam is not a total twit
He does know how to make things happen
Knows how to keep crowds clappin'
At least he always keeps us on our toes
So everybody put on your Sunday clothes

Damn, he's a classic
Damn, he's a classic
Damn, he's a classic
Damn, he's a classic, alright

You know, we could do something with the orchestration
That would keep people on the edges of their seats, right?
Or in the dark
Or on their backs
Or on their feet

Well, we can all begin by blaming ourselves
We take the ride, but we're the ones who're letting him steer
But Damn, Sam, you did it again
You told us all exactly what we wanted to hear
You told us all exactly what we wanted to hear

Damn, he's a classic
Damn, he's a classic
Damn, he's a classic
Damn, he's a classic, alright

So smooth and slick, he should've been a lawyer
Damn, he's a classic
Everybody grab a paint brush for our own Tom Sawyer
Feelings always so conflicting
Why is he so damn addicting?
Must there be such sleepless nights?
Pushes us to greater heights
With our minds, he's always messin'
Think we would have learned our lesson
He's a name we'll always curse
Still, I can't wait to start rehearsal
Damn, Sam!