Hades Gonna Hate

[00:05.10] Ladies and gentlemen, your death date is penciled in
[00:09.37] My name is Hades, I maintain the place that you'll forever end up in
[00:13.87] The Fates have dictated your place in my humble domain
[00:16.95] And though you've come to stay for good I'll still say: "Hope you come again!"
[00:20.61] Welcome to the underworld where you come for eternal furlough
[00:23.58] Once your punctured conscious no longer functions I'll become your infernal pharaoh
[00:27.41] So get them comfortable, Hermes turn up the heat to a burning inferno
[00:30.62] My son's a surely youngster, yearning for something else than a girl though
[00:34.34] Why won't Zagreus learn from Cerberus? Why he's determined to turn from us?
[00:37.54] Despite my tireless advice and guidance, my son's quite impervious
[00:41.11] He's like an Olympic sprinter that's trying to get into to Olympus
[00:44.16] I won't give him permission, it's my parental right to convince him it isn't in his interest
[00:47.69] Son, you've got daddy issues, come back, your dad will miss you
[00:51.53] It's just a phase you're going through, don't make me battle with you
[00:54.77] Son, you've got daddy issues, hang on, let me grab a tissue
[00:58.16] You're a very bad boy, laddie, you've got daddy issues
[01:01.59] Son, you've got daddy issues, you need your family with you
[01:04.92] If you plan to continue this path, then I'll have to forbid you
[01:08.46] Come back and I'll forgive you, don't make me battle with you
[01:11.88] You're a very bad boy, laddie, you've got daddy issues
[01:15.26] Laddie, you've got daddy issues that are this huge and they're quick to manifest through family disputes
[01:18.96] How could you do this to your daddy? Took advantage after all the privilege I give you
[01:22.40] Didn't plan for this specific outcome, did you? Just sitting selfishly
[01:25.07] Thinking about the farewell I'd bid you, well, I forbid you, your rebelling's a hell of a tribute
[01:29.54] When you become a dad, then you'll understand I'm something other than a big brute
[01:33.00] I'm only strict to protect you, never intend to restrict you
[01:35.68] Don't run with scissors, you need adult supervision, I'm in pursuit
[01:39.66] It's senseless trying to resist, you haven't the stamina to
[01:42.83] Son, you've got daddy issues, you need your family with you
[01:46.20] If you plan to continue this path, then I'll have to forbid you
[01:49.65] Come back and I'll forgive you, don't make me battle with you
[01:53.02] You're a very bad boy, laddie, you've got daddy issues
[01:56.57] Son, you've got daddy issues, come back, your dad will miss you
[01:59.92] It's just a phase you're going through, don't make me battle with you
[02:03.37] Son, you've got daddy issues, hang on, let me grab a tissue
[02:07.08] You're a very bad boy, laddie, you've got daddy issues
[02:10.20] Boon, boon, boon
[02:11.78] You can't stop respawning in this room, room, room
[02:14.90] Try to reach the upper floor, you'll just resume too soon
[02:18.14] Like Sisyphus, aren't you sick of this infinite chrysalis?
[02:20.71] You're living in a literal pyramid scheme, doesn't it seem ridiculous?
[02:23.92] Repeating a frivolous fever dream
[02:25.48] In a devious vision full of wickedness
[02:27.10] Give it a rest, I'm simply the best
[02:28.45] At never letting you unfeather the nest and you're tethered with nets
[02:30.25] However clever you get you'll never sever the rest
[02:32.16] Your mother smothered and coddled you, would you never forget?
[02:33.95] Hey, don't ever say Persephone
[02:35.59] Even the name is stressing me
[02:37.32] If you ever utter, it's plain, you've definitely
[02:39.22] Suffer the pain the second you dare to speak
[02:41.03] So pick your phrasing especially carefully, yes, I'm policing your language
[02:44.28] You're free to make a complaint, just get with the rest of the shades
[02:46.83] And wait for me to appraise your plea, decree your anguish and leave you to languish painfully
[02:51.41] These are the ramifications, you have irritating me when I'm eating my banquet
[02:54.82] Snacking on quail while I leave you in famine, squeeze your grapes, they'll bleed so sanguine
[02:58.24] I don't mean denying a high five when I say that I'll leave you hanging
[03:01.79] So what if that joke wasn't most appropriate? You can go and overdose on opiates
[03:04.97] I don't suppose you know this, but I'm the host of the ghost symposium, supposed to be odious
[03:08.66] So your opprobrium won't reprogram me, but only provoke me to soak in the sodium
[03:12.10] Rubbing salt in the wounds while you're running through so many tombs you can only assume
[03:15.23] That if only you knew where your home would be, you
[03:16.87] Would be over the moon, now go to your room
[03:18.67] Don't worry, dude, it'll be over soon
[03:20.25] So you can redo it anew, you're overdue
[03:22.13] Son, you've got daddy issues, come back, your dad will miss you
[03:25.85] It's just a phase you're going through, don't make me battle with you
[03:29.05] Son, you've got daddy issues, hang on, let me grab a tissue
[03:32.41] You're a very bad boy, laddie, you've got daddy issues
[03:35.96] Son, you've got daddy issues, you need your family with you
[03:39.37] If you plan to continue this path, then I'll have to forbid you
[03:42.82] Come back and I'll forgive you, don't make me battle with you
[03:46.48] You're a very bad boy, laddie, you've got daddy issues
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