Bull Is The Spider

[00:00.33] I am a spider, hi, how are you?
[00:03.90] Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra
[00:06.63] Sitting peacefully, content with mingling
[00:08.51] Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling
[00:11.52] But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime?
[00:14.23] Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime
[00:16.44] I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time
[00:19.34] Connect you to my web before giving you some face time
[00:22.01] Many a brave knight gave a brave fight
[00:24.66] Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site
[00:27.08] In the daytime, I'm a web designer
[00:29.56] Then, when the nighttime arrives, I get kind of wild
[00:32.89] I'm crawling up your wall
[00:35.07] Black and hairy, very small
[00:38.05] Now, I'm up above your head, hanging by a little thread
[00:42.98] Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
[00:48.14] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
[00:49.52] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
[00:50.62] (Bull is the spider)
[00:52.98] Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, shelob, an aragog
[00:55.87] An arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm pog
[00:58.84] A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers
[01:01.26] Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers
[01:04.05] Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things
[01:06.75] Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings
[01:09.00] Circadian mood swings change the way I do things
[01:11.76] I could lose a few limbs, and just be like, "Oops, cringe"
[01:14.21] Went in to the dentist, and I said to them, "My tooth stings"
[01:17.17] They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing
[01:19.53] And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls
[01:21.88] Right behind you, you'll be frightened
[01:23.01] While you're trying not to fall
[01:24.24] Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum
[01:26.92] Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon
[01:30.21] I'm climbing up your spout (creepy, crawly)
[01:35.36] That rain won't wash me out (creepy, crawly)
[01:40.66] I'm climbing up your spout
[01:42.95] (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)
[01:44.61] (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)
[01:45.87] Your mates won't hear you shout
[01:48.42] (Bull is the Spider)
[01:50.69] I'm a brain on legs, animated in my element
[01:53.53] And when I'm spitting venom, it's as if I'm Eminem
[01:55.92] Picking up the pen again, and dip it in the poison
[01:58.47] Liquify your innards, turn your organs into hoi sin
[02:01.19] So bring your boys in, tell them this'll hurt
[02:03.40] With the main course finished, then I'll have them for dessert
[02:06.21] Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea
[02:09.22] Call me Dali or Bunuel, while I'm about to slice your cornea
[02:11.82] A primordial killer, debilitating prey
[02:14.11] With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise
[02:17.00] I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway
[02:19.66] So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves
[02:22.36] It needn't have to happen in a painful way
[02:24.04] So lay awake, breathe, count down from ten, and then fade away
[02:27.42] I'm crawling up your wall (creepy, crawly)
[02:32.57] Black and hairy, very small (creepy, crawly)
[02:38.11] Now I'm up above your head
[02:40.22] (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)
[02:41.64] (Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)
[02:43.14] Hanging by a little thread
[02:45.71] (Bull is the Spider)
[02:47.55] Well, hello again, friend, I'm a skeleton
[02:50.88] Hopping on your back like Aladdin on an elephant
[02:53.03] Accessorizing spiders like a bone white petticoat
[02:55.96] But we know I'm only here to maximize the SEO
[02:58.35] We're just some friendly bros, but to you we're deadly foes
[03:00.99] Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go
[03:03.82] So let's go, skeleton, my exoskeleton
[03:06.36] Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow
[03:08.77] That we find in the mine
[03:09.95] Digging Redstone diamonds
[03:11.46] We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone
[03:14.10] Inscribed with the line, "Was alive, now he's dead, LOL"
[03:19.97] I'm climbing up your spout
[03:22.43] That rain won't wash me out
[03:24.80] I'm climbing up your spout
[03:27.57] Your mates won't hear you shout
[03:30.35] Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
[03:34.92] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
[03:36.50] Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
[03:37.85] (Bull is the Spider)
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