Superstar

[00:23.80] If you are what you say you are (yeah, yeah) a superstar (gon' say now)
[00:30.85] Then have no fear, the camera's here
[00:34.95] And the microphones
[00:37.25] And they wanna know-oh-oh-oh, yeah (free Chilly)
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[01:05.15] Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu'
[01:07.18] Tryin' cash his microphone check, 2-1-2
[01:09.53] Wanna believe my own hype but it's too untrue
[01:12.12] The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you?
[01:14.83] Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' new?
[01:17.38] Well, your name ain't on the guest list, who brung you?
[01:19.43] You! The more famous person you come through
[01:22.00] And the sexy lady next to you, you come too
[01:24.82] And then it hit me
[01:26.33] Standin' outside of heaven waitin' for God to come and get me
[01:27.78] I'm too uncouth
[01:29.97] Unschooled to the rules and too gum shoe
[01:32.05] Too much of a new comer and too un-cool
[01:34.79] Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well
[01:36.63] Though I need holiday like lady who sung "Blue"
[01:39.67] Go back, whatever you did you undo
[01:42.36] Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two tons too
[01:44.75] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[01:51.23] Then have no fear, the camera's here
[01:55.85] And the microphones
[01:58.44] And they wanna know-oh-oh-oh, yeah
[02:04.80] And you better wear your shades
[02:07.66] The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage
[02:09.47] Down to the basement pass the Indian graves
[02:11.81] Where the dinosaurs laid and
[02:13.18] Out through China, nearly miss the airliners
[02:15.36] Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer
[02:18.11] Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze
[02:20.43] Now, that's important to say
[02:23.21] 'Cause even with all that most of us don't want it to fade
[02:25.67] We want it to braid, meaning we want it to grow
[02:28.99] Meaning we want it to stay
[02:31.09] Like the governor called and he told him to wait
[02:33.29] Unstrap him from the chair and put him back in his cage
[02:36.92] The audience ain't fazed
[02:38.33] And they ain't gon' clap and they ain't gon' praise
[02:40.68] They want everything back that they've paid
[02:42.65] 'Cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim
[02:45.74] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[02:51.40] Then have no fear, the crowd is here
[02:56.69] And the lights are on
[02:59.62] And they want a show-oh-oh-oh, yeah
[03:05.88] So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me away
[03:07.95] 'Cause I've been standin' in this line for like five whole days
[03:10.42] Me and security ain't getting' along
[03:12.61] And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone
[03:15.82] So just take me home where the mood is mellow
[03:18.69] And the roses are grown, M&M's are yellow
[03:21.17] And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
[03:23.75] Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
[03:26.14] One for you and one for your sister
[03:28.91] Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
[03:31.05] Every songs her favorite song and mics don't feedback
[03:33.80] All the reviewers say "You need to go and see that"
[03:36.18] And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased
[03:39.06] And then they all take the stage and start performin' for me
[03:41.58] Like, "Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha"
[03:43.74] "Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, ha"
[03:45.78] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[03:52.12] Then have no fear, the camera's here
[03:55.25] And the microphones
[04:00.16] And they wanna know-oh-oh-oh (yeah)
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[04:26.51] If you are
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[04:31.26] What you say you are
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[04:37.85] Then have no fear
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