Sweet Transvestite

[00:02.75] How do you do, I
[00:05.08] See you've met my
[00:07.23] Faithful handyman
[00:10.63] He's just a
[00:11.83] Little brought down because
[00:14.19] When you knocked
[00:16.33] He thought you were the candyman
[00:20.91] Don't get strung out
[00:23.33] By the way I look
[00:25.54] Don't judge a book by its cover
[00:28.89] I'm not much of a man by the light of day
[00:33.58] But by night, I'm one hell of a lover
[00:37.76] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[00:42.79] From Transsexual, Transylvania
[00:51.34] Let me
[00:52.47] Show you around, maybe
[00:54.27] Play you a sound
[00:56.46] You look like you're both
[00:57.84] Pretty groovy
[00:59.66] Or if you want something visual
[01:03.45] That's not too abysmal
[01:05.51] We can take in an old
[01:07.37] Steve Reeves movie
[01:10.17] I'm glad we caught you at home
[01:13.61] Could we use your phone?
[01:15.89] We're both in a bit of a hurry
[01:17.66] Right
[01:18.62] We'll just say where we are
[01:20.43] Then go back to the car
[01:23.41] We don't want to be any worry
[01:27.37] Well, you got
[01:28.39] Caught with a flat, well
[01:30.99] How about that?
[01:33.29] Well, babies
[01:34.22] Don't you panic
[01:36.53] By the light of the night
[01:39.19] It will all seem alright
[01:41.25] I'll get you a satanic
[01:43.35] Mechanic
[01:45.21] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[01:50.09] From Transsexual, Transylvania
[01:59.03] Why don't you
[02:00.18] Stay for the night? (Night)
[02:02.65] Or maybe a bite (bite)
[02:04.92] I can show you my favourite
[02:07.52] Obsession
[02:08.82] I've been making a man
[02:12.20] With blond hair and a tan
[02:14.27] And he's good for relieving my
[02:16.96] Tension
[02:17.94] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[02:22.81] From Transsexual, Transylvania
[02:30.46] Hey, hey
[02:31.71] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[02:34.89] (Sweet Transvestite)
[02:37.06] From Transsexual, Transylvania
[02:40.69] (Transylvania)
[02:43.72]
[02:47.04] So
[02:48.09] Come up to the Lab
[02:49.52] And see what's on the slab
[02:53.56] I see you shiver with anticipation
[03:00.56] But maybe the rain
[03:03.72] Is really to blame
[03:06.66] So I'll remove the cause
[03:10.22]
[03:13.55] But not
[03:14.53] The symptom
[03:15.20]