I Can Make You a Man

[00:05.56] A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
[00:11.25] Will get sand in his face
[00:14.19] When kicked to the ground
[00:18.30] And soon in the gym
[00:21.63] With a determined chin
[00:24.88] The sweat from his pores
[00:27.75] As he works for his cause
[00:34.07] Will make him glisten
[00:37.54] And gleam
[00:39.83] And with massage
[00:43.17] And just a little bit of steam, haha
[00:52.15] He'll be pink and quite clean
[00:58.12] He'll be a strong man
[01:03.18] Oh, honey, but the wrong man
[01:09.42] He'll eat nutritious, high protein
[01:13.32] And swallow raw eggs
[01:16.17] Try to build up his shoulders
[01:18.08] His chest, arms, and legs
[01:21.49] Such an effort
[01:22.93] If he only knew of my plan
[01:26.23] In just seven days
[01:29.87] I can make you a man
[01:37.29] He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
[01:40.13] Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
[01:43.54] He thinks dynamic tension
[01:45.80] Must be hard work
[01:48.83] Such strenuous living
[01:50.79] I just don't understand
[01:53.34] When in just seven days
[01:56.30] Oh, baby, I can make you a man