Ironic

[00:11.69] An old man turned 98
[00:17.19] He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.69] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28.66] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.66] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[00:38.73] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.54] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:50.04] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:56.32] And who would've thought, it figures
[01:02.07] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:07.18] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.60] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:18.64] And as the plane crashed down, he thought
[01:21.80] "Well, isn't this nice?"
[01:24.07] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[01:29.26] It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:35.07] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.77] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:47.03] And who would've thought, it figures
[01:52.60] Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:56.23] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
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[02:04.00] And life has a funny way of helping you out
[02:07.12] When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:11.23] In your face
[02:15.34] A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:20.24] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:26.11] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:32.06] It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:34.88] And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.66] And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
[02:43.99] A little too ironic
[02:47.48] And, yeah, I really do think
[02:49.55] It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:55.48] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.84] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:07.32] And who would've thought, it figures
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[03:17.32] And, yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:24.38] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
[03:31.77] Helping you out
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