Bad Libran

[00:00.30] Long before dating sites
[00:04.32] Helped mankind find love
[00:08.14] Matchmakers existed high above
[00:15.00] Forces far superior
[00:18.54] Knew our hearts' criteria
[00:22.12] Constellations sent down their decree
[00:29.17] Astrologically speaking
[00:33.01] Girls who might like me, like me, like
[00:41.23] Fun, loud noise
[00:43.42] No restriction, no regrets
[00:45.43] The joys of life
[00:47.51] Living without safety nets
[00:49.44] The thrill that you get from the chase and the pose
[00:53.28] That's the girl that the stars chose for me
[00:57.70] A clash of heads
[00:59.78] No rational debate, just arguments instead
[01:04.18] Passionate, compulsive, an impulsive and wild, unpredictable rose
[01:09.95] That's the girl that the stars chose for me
[01:14.74] And who the hell am I to argue
[01:18.89] With bodies way up in the sky?
[01:23.04] They knew my partner's major virtue
[01:26.11] Would be vice, to be precise, she could
[01:31.19] Only be a Gemini, maybe at a push
[01:32.85] She could possibly be Leo or like me, Aquarius
[01:34.82] So safe to say, my targets were locked down
[01:38.62] Until that fateful day a Libran hit town
[01:43.14] Now those guys love harmony, balance and calm
[01:47.08] Not alarming Aquarians like me
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[01:55.14] Well, she jumped my car
[01:58.48] Handbrake turned about and hit the
[02:00.04] Kind of down-market, dark-cornered bar
[02:03.54] Where the star charts say Libran's just never hang out
[02:07.99] Let alone start a shot roulette game
[02:12.79] After a while she's losing balance
[02:16.85] And scales are falling from my eyes
[02:20.94] When we emerge the night is dawn-ish
[02:23.91] She's acting more sort of Capricorn-ish
[02:28.53] And summoning a cab, climbing in the back
[02:30.86] With a load of people from all corners of the Zodiac
[02:32.85] Before I know I'm running down a beach and diving
[02:37.55] In high seas with vodka and some Pisces
[02:41.00] And a slight lack of clothes, and the girl the stars chose
[02:45.06] To make a bad, bad, Libran out of me
[02:49.80] Scientists say we're made of stardust
[02:53.99] So I suppose in my defense
[02:58.26] If we're all crazy mixed up stardust
[03:01.38] It kind of makes sense that on some days I'll
[03:06.27] Wake up Aquarian, but by lunch I'm coming over just a little Leo
[03:10.02] So I try and keep it Aries
[03:11.32] But there these people will get me hot and Taurus
[03:14.57] End of day my answers start getting Cancerous
[03:17.86] I have a little drink before you know it
[03:19.54] Completely Scorpio-in'
[03:20.66] And once again I go to bed a Virgo
[03:23.01] I started to explain the movement
[03:26.46] Way up high of bodies we don't understand
[03:31.28] She told me, "Just shut up and focus
[03:34.56] On the movement of the bodies that are down here in the sand"
[03:38.65] And you know what? That night
[03:41.03] I ripped up all the charts and looked up at the sky
[03:45.24] Just thanked my lucky stars instead
[03:47.40] That this girl they chose, holy cow, heaven knows
[03:51.28] Was the right kind of absolutely wrong kind of girl to make a
[03:55.84] Much better, much worse Aquarian of me
[04:03.69] Of me
[04:08.23] Oh, keep your eyes on the skies
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