Dream Girlfriends

[00:02.44] Have you ever wanted the perfect girl to fit in your world?
[00:08.69] Well don't make a wish because we're already real
[00:11.33] Low-rise jeans with a one-tooth zipper
[00:14.18] Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker
[00:16.71] Whale tail peakin', ready for the weekend
[00:19.26] And our eyes are all over you, boy
[00:21.55] We are dream girlfriends
[00:24.56] 'Cause our dads are dead
[00:27.02] So you'll never have to meet them
[00:29.85] And get asked why you left school
[00:32.73] Dream girlfriends, no pushback
[00:37.82] 'Cause our moms are all retired
[00:40.54] And hoping for the best
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[00:48.50] We've got the kind of birth control that goes in your arm
[00:53.80] And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius
[00:59.41] Happy to drive so you can drink
[01:02.12] Beam and Coke, shots of Rumple Minze
[01:04.73] Butterfly tat flyin' up our back
[01:07.29] And we wanna watch you play darts
[01:09.88] Got big doe eyes that you can swim in
[01:12.87] Love watching stand-up but not by women
[01:15.45] Runnin' in pumps, never taking dumps
[01:17.81] And my feet are a child size four
[01:20.13] We're dream girlfriends
[01:23.14] 'Cause our dads are dead
[01:25.86] They gave us some advice
[01:28.39] But we forgot what they said
[01:31.48] Dream girlfriends, no pushback
[01:36.50] All we have is a cool uncle who let us use his boat
[01:42.09] Dream girlfriends, never need to talk
[01:47.16] You can tell your friends we're models
[01:49.64] 'Cause we were in some catalog
[01:52.79] Dream girlfriends, no drama
[01:57.79] 'Cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats to a bar
[02:03.43] Low maintenance, hot and fitting in your world
[02:08.40] You'll never want to wake up from us
[02:20.46] We're short so we don't know that you're bald
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