Rhyme Or Reason

[00:02.25] Yeah, yeah
[00:04.61] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:07.38] (What's your name?) (What's your name?) Marshall
[00:09.72] (Who's your daddy?) I don't have one
[00:12.93] My mother reproduced like a komodo dragon
[00:15.14] And had me on the back of a motorcycle
[00:16.85] Then crashed in the side of loco-motive with rap, I'm loco
[00:19.01] It's like handing a psycho a loaded handgun
[00:21.76] Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum
[00:23.88] 'Bout to explode all over the canvas
[00:25.54] Back with the Yoda of rap in a spasm
[00:27.57] Your music usually has them
[00:28.86] But waned for the game, your enthusiasm it hasn't
[00:31.39] Follow you must, Rick Rubin my little Padawan
[00:34.02] A Jedi in training, colossal brain and, thoughts are entertaining
[00:37.06] But docile and impossible to explain and, I'm also vain and
[00:39.48] Probably find a way to complain about a Picasso painting
[00:42.15] Puke Skywalker, but sound like Chewbacca when I talk
[00:44.66] Full of such blind rage, I need a seeing eye dog
[00:46.50] Can't even find the page, I was writing this rhyme on
[00:49.07] Oh, it's on a rampage, couldn't see what I wrote I write small
[00:51.43] It says ever since I drove a '79 Lincoln with white walls
[00:54.70] Had a fire in my heart, and a dire desire to aspire, to Die Hard
[00:57.97] So as long as I'm on the clock punching this time card
[00:59.95] Hip hop ain't dying on my watch
[01:01.32] But sometimes, when I'm sleepin'
[01:05.60] She comes to me in my dreams
[01:09.25] Is she taken? Is she mine?
[01:13.51] Don't got time, don't care, don't have two shits to give
[01:18.98] Let me take you by the hand to promise land
[01:23.22] And threaten everyone
[01:25.37] 'Cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing
[01:33.58] Now (what's your name?) Marshall (what's your name?)
[01:36.49] (Who's your daddy?) (Who's your daddy?) I don't know him, but I wonder
[01:39.37] (Is he rich like me)
[01:42.21] Has he taken (has he taken), any time (any time)
[01:46.64] (To show) to show you what you need to live?
[01:51.41] No, if he had, he wouldn't have ended up in these rhymes on my pad
[01:55.22] I wouldn't be so mad, my attitude wouldn't be so bad, yeah, dad
[01:58.98] I'm the epitome and the prime example of what happens
[02:01.60] When the power of the rhyme falls into the wrong hands, and
[02:04.66] Makes you want to get up and start dancing, even if it is Charles Manson
[02:07.45] Who just happens to be rapping, blue lights flashing
[02:09.56] Laughing all the way to the bank, lampin' in my K-Mart mansion
[02:12.76] I'm in the style department with a pile in my car, ripping the aisle apart but
[02:16.59] With great power comes absolutely no responsibility for content
[02:19.52] Completely despondent and condescending
[02:21.62] The king of nonsense and controversy is on a
[02:24.74] Beat-killing spree, your honor, I must plead guilty
[02:27.69] 'Cause I sparked a revolution, rebel without a cause
[02:30.03] Who caused the evolution of rap to take it to the next level, boost it
[02:33.00] But several rebuked it, and whoever produced it
[02:34.93] (Hip hop is the devil's music)
[02:36.84] Does that mean it belongs to me?
[02:38.38] 'Cause I just happen to be a white honky devil with two horns
[02:41.27] That don't honk, but every time I speak you hear a beep
[02:43.46] But lyrically I never hear a peep, not even a whisper
[02:45.99] Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch, 'cause it's the-
[02:47.84] It's the time of the season
[02:53.27] When hate runs high
[02:55.86] And this time, I won't give it to you easy
[03:00.26] (When I take) when I take back what's mine with pleasured hands
[03:05.53] And torture everyone, that is my plan
[03:09.66] My job here isn't done
[03:12.04] 'Cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing
[03:20.41] So (what's your name?) Shady
[03:22.87] (Who's your daddy?) I don't give a fuck, but I wonder
[03:26.08] (Is he rich like me?) Doubt it, ha
[03:28.92] Has he taken (has he taken), any time (any time)
[03:33.08] (To show) to show you what you need to live
[03:38.55] So, yeah, dad let's walk
[03:39.81] Let's have us a father and son talk
[03:41.94] But I bet we probably wouldn't get one block
[03:44.02] Without me knocking your block off, this is all your fault
[03:47.08] Maybe that's why I'm always so bananas
[03:48.50] I appeal to all those walks of like, whoever had strife
[03:51.70] Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like
[03:53.80] 'Cause I related to the struggles of young America
[03:56.42] When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles
[03:58.34] Now they're ripping out their fucking hair again, it's hysterical
[04:00.88] I chuckle, 'cause everybody bloodies their bare knuckles, yeah, uh-oh
[04:04.26] Better beware knuckleheads, the sign of my hustle says "Don't knock"
[04:07.25] The doors broken, it won't lock
[04:08.80] It might just fly open, get cold cocked
[04:11.10] You critics come pay me a visit
[04:12.63] Misery loves company, please stay a minute
[04:14.99] Kryptonite to a hypocrite
[04:16.25] Zip your lip if you dish it but can't take it
[04:18.13] Too busy getting stoned in your glass house to kick rocks
[04:20.81] Then you wonder why I lash out
[04:22.12] Mister Mathers as advertised on the flyers
[04:24.50] So spread the word 'cause I'm promoting my passion 'til I'm passed out
[04:27.68] A completely brain-dead, Rain Man
[04:29.05] Doing a Bankhead in a restraint chair
[04:31.24] So bitch, if you shoot me a look, it better be a blank stare
[04:33.31] Or get shanked in the pancreas
[04:34.66] I'm angrier than all eight of the reindeer
[04:36.70] Put together with Chief Keef 'cause I hate every fucking thing, yeah
[04:40.08] Even this rhyme, bitch
[04:41.17] And quit tryin' look for a fucking reason for it that ain't there
[04:44.19] But I still am a (criminal)
[04:45.45] Ten-year-old degenerate grabbing on my (genitals)
[04:47.79] The last Mathers LP that went diamond
[04:49.32] This time I'm predicting this one will go Emerald
[04:52.25] When will the madness end, how can it when
[04:54.07] There's no method to the pad and pen
[04:55.62] The only message that I have to sing
[04:57.55] Is "Dad, I'm back at it again"
[04:59.25] Bitch (who's your daddy?)
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