Brainless

[00:00.12] Poor Eminem has a full line of chainsaws
[00:02.39] Eminem, Eminem, Eminem, Eminem
[00:04.43] Eminem, Eminem
[00:07.15] Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper Eminem
[00:10.24] Who can say for sure?
[00:12.08] Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer
[00:15.03] If science can operate on his distorted brain and put it to good use
[00:18.83] Society will reap a great benefit
[00:20.94] I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets
[00:23.50] Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Tourette's
[00:26.68] F-, f-, f- can't take the stress
[00:29.17] I make a mess as the day progresses
[00:31.22] Angry and take it out on the neighbors hedges
[00:33.43] Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches with these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges
[00:37.72] Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess
[00:40.91] And make the best of this situation, I guess
[00:43.29] 'Cause I feel like a little b-, predicaments, despicable
[00:46.41] I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous
[00:48.63] I look like a freaking wuss, a pu-
[00:50.47] This kid just took my stick of licorice and threw my sticker books in a picker bush
[00:54.75] I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook
[00:57.12] This f- was 12 and was six foot, with a vicious hook
[01:00.32] He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
[01:04.48] Mama always said
[01:05.99] "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[01:08.50] A brain you'd be dangerous
[01:10.13] (Mama could be wrong)
[01:11.56] Mama, I'ma grow a name and be famous
[01:13.86] And I'ma be a pain in the anus
[01:15.79] (Mama could be wrong)
[01:17.32] I'ma use my head as a weapon
[01:19.18] Find a way to escape this insaneness
[01:21.28] (Mama always said)
[01:22.56] "Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[01:25.23] Guess it pays to be brainless
[01:26.73] Fast-forward some years later, a teenager
[01:29.24] This is a fun, sweet! I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete
[01:33.17] It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished
[01:35.75] They've stomped me into the mud for what reason, you stomped me
[01:39.09] But how do you get the sh- beat out of you, be down and be upbeat
[01:42.28] When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life
[01:44.83] Chance to make it or succeed 'cause you're doomed from the start
[01:47.56] It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump street
[01:50.10] But if I had just kept my head up my ass
[01:52.47] I could accomplish any task, practicing trash talking in a trance
[01:55.68] Locked in my room, yeah, but I got some plans mama
[01:57.91] These damn rhymes are falling out of my pants pocket, I can't stop it
[02:01.57] And I'm starting to blend in more, school, this - helps for sure
[02:04.10] I'm getting more self-assured than I've ever been before
[02:07.05] Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that
[02:09.74] Threw my first punch, end of story
[02:11.65] Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void
[02:13.27] Been using it more as a bin for storage
[02:15.27] Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door
[02:17.64] Hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword
[02:21.07] Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored
[02:23.28] Ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore
[02:26.58] Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain
[02:29.33] Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head
[02:32.13] Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't
[02:35.18] 'Cause I'd probably be Dahmer
[02:36.36] 'Cause mama always said
[02:38.12] "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[02:40.87] A brain you'd be dangerous
[02:42.22] (Mama could be wrong)
[02:43.66] Mama, I'ma grow a name and be famous
[02:45.80] And I'ma be a pain in the anus
[02:47.77] (Mama could be wrong)
[02:49.23] I'ma use my head as a weapon
[02:51.16] Find a way to escape this insaneness
[02:53.36] (Mama always said)
[02:54.51] "Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[02:57.39] Guess it pays to be brainless
[02:59.53] Now my mom goes "womp, womp, womp"
[03:02.52] 'Cause I'm not that smart, but I'm not dumb
[03:05.37] I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped
[03:07.82] But somehow, I came out on top
[03:10.13] I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo
[03:13.64] I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out cold
[03:15.83] Now everywhere I go, they scream out "Go!"
[03:17.89] I'm 'bout to clean house, yo
[03:19.49] I'm Lysol, now I'm just household
[03:21.49] Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out
[03:23.76] Middle America, hear them yell out
[03:25.66] They were so scared, and those kids
[03:27.83] Just about, belted out, whatever spout that it fell out
[03:31.14] Of my smart alleck mouth, it was so weird
[03:33.64] Inappropriate, so be it, I don't see it
[03:36.32] Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as
[03:38.97] Motherfu- difficult, ch'yea, 'til then
[03:41.68] Hopefully you little hom- get over your fears and grow beards
[03:44.70] It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke qu-
[03:47.84] 'Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius
[03:51.10] Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah
[03:53.67] You motherfu- (insert insult here)
[03:56.06] Who the f- would've thunk that one little lone MC
[03:58.38] Would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it
[04:01.57] And boy they did flock, can't believe this little hick locked
[04:03.93] This Hip-Hop sh- in his pocket and still the sh- got that white trash traffic and gridlock
[04:08.20] Sh- happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse concert in mid Oc-tober
[04:13.13] And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog
[04:17.60] 'Cause I turn into the unabomber
[04:19.72] Mama always said
[04:21.33] "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[04:24.05] A brain you'd be dangerous
[04:25.44] (Mama could be wrong)
[04:26.92] Mama, I'ma grow a name and be famous
[04:29.16] And I'ma be a pain in the anus
[04:30.89] (Mama could be wrong)
[04:32.56] I'ma use my head as a weapon
[04:34.49] Find a way to escape this insaneness
[04:36.57] (Mama always said)
[04:37.86] "Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous"
[04:40.48] Guess it pays to be brainless
[04:43.34] Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid -
[04:45.72] Neither is ain't
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